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- Whoo!
- Whoa!

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Oh, that's not good!

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Gah!

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That's definitely not good!

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Johnny boy!

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Come on! Come on!
Agh!

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Seriously?
Oh, this not my day!

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I'm alive.

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Oh, I'm alive.

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I'm alive!

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Oh!

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- Hi.
- Oh, my god.

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You still work
for this old fool?

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Good to see you, too,
Chrissy.

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- Hey, Oswald.
- Hello, Terry...

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Jason.

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We've met, like,
fifteen times.

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- Bunch of times.
- Yeah.

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It's good to
see you again.

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So, I have some
bad news for you guys.

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- Oh...
- I'm sorry to say

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that the doctors
did all they could,

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but you should
say your goodbyes.

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Children.

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Hey, dad.
Hey, buddy.

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Look, I know this is
probably a bad time,

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but I just wanted you to know
that I'm totally ready

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to take over the company,
uh, if you don't,

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um... live.

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Dad?

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Oh, hi, oh,
you poor thing.

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You've been grooming me
my entire life for this moment,

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and I'm ready to
take over the company.

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Wait, I'm sorry.

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I just said
that I would do that.

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You don't even know
what the company does.

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Chrissy.

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You're my oldest.

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Favorite.

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- He didn't say favorite.
- He implied.

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Oswald, my son.

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Less favorite.

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- Male heir.
- Hmm.

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I haven't decided yet who's
gonna take over the company.

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There's something
I haven't told you.

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Come close.

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I have another child.

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- What?
- What?

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Balr...

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Beaur...

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- Oh, God.
- Oh!

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- Bora?
- That is very loud.

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Bora?

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Beauregard Davis Jackson.

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That's me
and I am a winner.

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But it wasn't
always that way.

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Actually, this is the
end of the movie.

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Let's go back
to the beginning.

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That's little me
racing a motorbike

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I built out
of spare parts.

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Guess who won
the semifinals?

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I did!
Look at that!

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And there's my best friends,

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Mandy and Noodle,

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cheering me on.

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Oh, yeah, and that's
Mandy's cousin Eskandar.

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All I had to do is
win one more race

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and I'd be the champion.

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Nothing could possibly
go wrong now.

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Oh, come on.

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My fuckin' clutch cable
broke in half.

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If it's broke
then I'm done.

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Then there's Tommy.

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He's one of my friends.
He's got cool hair.

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He tried to give me
a clutch cable,

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- but his dad...
- Hey, hold on there, son.

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Well, he had
a different idea.

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That clutch cable
cost ten dollars.

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I don't have any money.

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Well, if I'm gonna be
stuck paying for it,

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my boy here is gonna
ride in the finals.

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So, I fixed it.

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I let Tommy ride
my bike and, of course,

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he won on the bike I built.

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And that's where I learned
a very valuable lesson.

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Tommy was a winner because
he had money and a dad

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and I was a loser because
I was broke and fatherless.

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That's my tractor.

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I built her from
the tires up.

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She's about to
complete a full pull.

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Red, white,
and blue, baby!

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Whoo!

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But that's not me.
That's Tommy.

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Yep, same Tommy.

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Big mullet,
even bigger asshole.

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Ever since he won that race
when we were kids.

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We are
looking at a pull-off

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to settle this one,
ladies and gentlemen.

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And there's me, grease monkey
and Tommy's head mechanic.

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But this scratcher here
could pay me $8,000!

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But, of course,
it did not.

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Both
drivers have 20 minutes

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to report for the final pull.

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This is my best bud Noodle.

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People think he's slow,
but I think he's well-paced.

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He has a condition
called IBS,

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but mostly
it's just diarrhea.

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What'd I miss?

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Tommy and Flint are
centered on a pull-off.

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- He's gotta race again?
- Yep.

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Well, it sounded like the
valves were sticking.

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I'll get the engine cleaner.

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Where in the goddamn hell
have you taken us?

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This is where
Phineus' other son works.

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Oh, can-can
you not call him that?

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What, his son?

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Yeah, I just... I'm used
to being his only son,

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so it's weird.

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Well, he's got
another son now.

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He's got two sons.

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I could fire you.

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No, you really can't.

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I've been assigned
to execute the will.

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Fine. Fine.

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Well, can we just
get on with it

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so that we can get
the hell out of here?

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Yes, yes, uh, this
is the next bit here.

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Does the guy get
the company or what?

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It's more complicated
than that, all right?

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It's spelled out in steps.

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Well, what are they,
Jason?

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I don't know!
All I have is this,

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this challenge
for his son.

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- Uh, you did it again.
- Sorry.

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Give me that paper!
Give me the paper.

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I'm gonna handle this.

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Well, wait. Hold on!
I've gotta...

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Okay, Noodle,
rev the engine!

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Noodle, rev the...

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What are...

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Good God in heaven!

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What's she doing?

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I dunno.

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- Is she...
- No!

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She's comin' right at us.

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What did you do?

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Nothing.

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Act natural.
Act natural!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hello there, Miss.

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Can I help you
with something?

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I'm looking for the driver
of this monstrosity.

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That would be me.

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- You're the driver?
- Yeah, that's right.

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We've got a pull-off
in about ten minutes

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if you wanna stick around
and watch me pull off.

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I don't know what
the fuck that means.

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Who's he?

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Well, he's an idiot
and my mechanic.

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Well, he's who
I'm here to see.

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Okay, wait a minute now.
You need a mechanic?

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Because I'm actually
pretty handy with a tool.

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Ew, get the fuck
out of my way.

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Get the fuck
out of my way!

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Beauregard Davis Jackson?

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Yes, that is my name.

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Do you know who
your father was?

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Sore subject, but, uh, no,
I never met my father.

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Do you know who
Phineus Davis is?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He plays a guitar for this,
uh, Drooling Banjos

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over at McNeer's.

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Oof, fuck no.
You do this.

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Well, you gave it your
college try, didn't you?

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Hi, Mr. Jackson, my name
is Jason Wilmore.

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I'm one of
Phineus Davis' attorneys.

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You have soft hands.

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Oh, I, um, I use
a lot of lotion.

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Thank you.

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- You say you're a lawyer?
- Yes.

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Okay.

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Everyone was drunk that night,
especially the band.

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Yeah... No, no, no.

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Phineus Davis didn't play
guitar in some local band.

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He was one of the richest
men in the world

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and he died two days ago.

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Well, I didn't kill him,

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if that's what
you're getting at.

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No one thinks you
killed him, Mr. Jackson.

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He was your birth father

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and he may have left you
some money in his will.

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Well, okay.
All right!

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Yeah, I'll take it,
uh, in a check,

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or maybe small bills.

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Uh, no, I'm sorry.

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It's a little more
complicated than that.

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He wrote this
letter to you.

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Can I read it?

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No, I can read it myself.

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I know how to read.

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Dear Beauregard, I have
been following your life

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and I think you have
grown into a fine man.

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Your mother and I shared
a wonderful night

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in the Pinkie Pizza Arcade
many years ago.

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You were conceived either
on the Pop-A-Shot machine

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or in the ball pit.

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Probably a Pop-A-Shot.

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He could hit like
20 free throws in a row.

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Good to know.

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Either way, it was
a glorious beginning.

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I am sorry that
I abandoned you,

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but I can now make it
all up to you

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as long as you prove
that you have what it takes

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to be a winner.

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What the hell is this?

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It means you have
to win, you know?

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Just maybe keep reading,
unless you need a break.

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Your first task is to get
in that driver's seat

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where you are now,

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win a tractor pull event
as the driver,

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and you will begin
your journey.

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Do me proud, son.
Your father, Phineus.

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I'm supposed to win
a tractor pull event?

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Well, you have to get in
the driver's seat now.

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So, you have to win this
tractor pull, today.

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Hey, uh, Tommy?

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No! No fuckin' way!

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- But...
- Bu-bu-but...

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I don't give
a good googley shit

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about all this, okay?

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I'm the driver.
You're the fixer.

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End of discussion.

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Okay.

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So, that's it then?

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Yeah, I'm sorry,
Mr. Lawyer,

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but, uh, yeah,
yeah, that's it.

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You don't want to maybe
offer this guy a...

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Hey, buddy, why don't you
let them get back to work?

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Yeah.

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Well, I guess
we are done here then.

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Nice to meet you,
Mr. Jackson.

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- Yeah.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

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00:11:01,136 --> 00:11:03,806
Yeah, thanks
for playing, Toolbox.

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00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:05,181
You're...
do you have to...?

245
00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:08,310
Well, you boys want
to get your dick-beaters

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out of your little assholes
and get back to work?

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00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,565
Finish this baby up
so I can go to the pull off.

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00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,358
Now, I'm gonna
go help you guys out

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and lighten the load.

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That was a colossal
waste of time.

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00:11:20,697 --> 00:11:22,324
Can we just get the hell
out of here?

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00:11:22,365 --> 00:11:25,452
He's not going to drive
the tractor, so let's go.

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Well, I have to make sure.

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Fine.

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00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:34,586
So, if we're staying,
can I get a corndog?

256
00:11:38,757 --> 00:11:40,008
That was wild, huh?

257
00:11:40,049 --> 00:11:42,135
Yeah, whatever.

258
00:11:42,177 --> 00:11:44,471
Well, it sounds like you
only gotta win one race,

259
00:11:44,513 --> 00:11:47,098
and you could win
a lot of money.

260
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,225
What am I supposed to do,
kill Tommy?

261
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:52,145
You don't have to kill him
to stop him from racing.

262
00:11:52,187 --> 00:11:53,856
Well, then what
would you suggest?

263
00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:57,442
Bo...

264
00:12:00,362 --> 00:12:01,613
The green one's
his precious.

265
00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:04,366
I know he's in there.

266
00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:05,784
You sure this will fit?

267
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,704
I know these shitters
like the back of my hand.

268
00:12:08,745 --> 00:12:09,788
It'll fit.

269
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,997
Yeah, but what
if someone comes behind

270
00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:12,374
and lets him out?

271
00:12:12,415 --> 00:12:15,960
I thought of that.
Read this sign.

272
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,921
Oh.

273
00:12:17,962 --> 00:12:19,172
Did you draw that?

274
00:12:19,214 --> 00:12:21,633
- Yeah.
- Well, shit with a shovel.

275
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:22,967
That's pretty good.

276
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,135
Thanks.

277
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,396
Oh...

278
00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:36,690
Oh, that hurt.

279
00:12:42,404 --> 00:12:44,113
Nope, nope, take it easy,
take it easy.

280
00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:46,324
Let her come to you.
Let her come to you.

281
00:12:54,457 --> 00:12:56,919
Don't go anywhere.
Bo's racing in the pull off.

282
00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:04,509
Oh, holy shit!

283
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,344
That is a trophy winner
right there.

284
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,804
You can do this, Bo.

285
00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:10,557
You know this tractor
better than Tommy does.

286
00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:13,435
Plus, we built this engine
from scratch.

287
00:13:13,476 --> 00:13:15,353
What did Flanderson pull?

288
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,731
- 185 feet.
- 185 feet!

289
00:13:17,773 --> 00:13:18,941
That's...
That's nothin'.

290
00:13:18,982 --> 00:13:20,650
This machine
can crush that.

291
00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:22,026
With a double load?

292
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,780
Don't worry about that.
You've got this.

293
00:13:24,821 --> 00:13:26,322
Yeah, I got this.

294
00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,490
You're the man!

295
00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:28,784
I'm the man.

296
00:13:28,825 --> 00:13:30,535
Folks, we have
a replacement driver

297
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,703
for the final pull.

298
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,455
Hey, somebody
open this door!

299
00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:34,497
Sitting in for Tommy Mullin

300
00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:35,958
is local bastard child
Bo Jackson.

301
00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:37,960
Oh, god! Oh, shoot,
was that your foot?

302
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:39,294
I'm sorry.

303
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:42,255
Oh, my god.
Oh...

304
00:13:42,297 --> 00:13:44,967
All right, so this is,
uh, called, I think,

305
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:46,718
the final pull.

306
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,970
They already did
one before,

307
00:13:48,011 --> 00:13:50,430
and then he has to
go longer than the guy

308
00:13:50,472 --> 00:13:52,223
that just finished,
I think.

309
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,643
Oh, my god,
I could give a shit.

310
00:13:54,684 --> 00:13:56,770
- I'm just trying to...
- Would you shut up?

311
00:13:56,812 --> 00:13:58,021
I thought you wanted to...

312
00:13:58,062 --> 00:13:59,898
Like I could literally
give a shit. Shut up!

313
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,941
Putting your mechanic

314
00:14:00,983 --> 00:14:02,943
in the driver's seat
for a pull off.

315
00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:04,736
I hear my tractor!

316
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,571
I ain't seen
nothing like that before.

317
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,698
Hey!

318
00:14:22,086 --> 00:14:23,463
What the fuck
just happened?

319
00:14:23,505 --> 00:14:24,798
I have no idea.

320
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:25,966
You sons of bitches!

321
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,929
Agh! Oh, shit!

322
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:31,847
It's official, folks!

323
00:14:31,888 --> 00:14:33,598
That bastard
pulled 196 feet.

324
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,935
- I guess he won then.
- That's a new pull-off record.

325
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:37,894
Huh!

326
00:14:45,568 --> 00:14:46,611
Now, let's hear it
one more time

327
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,488
for today's big winner,
Bastard Jackson.

328
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,034
Here I am!

329
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:53,785
Just look at
those dance moves, people.

330
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,037
I thought this was

331
00:14:55,078 --> 00:14:56,454
the greatest moment
of my life.

332
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,706
I was wrong.

333
00:14:57,747 --> 00:14:59,624
A whole bunch of shit's
about to happen.

334
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,002
Please tell me that my dad
is not leaving the company

335
00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:04,253
to some redneck who
won a tractor race

336
00:15:04,295 --> 00:15:05,672
with only one tractor
in it.

337
00:15:05,714 --> 00:15:07,340
No, no, no, no.
It's not over.

338
00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:09,551
There's a lot more
to do it seems.

339
00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:12,012
All right, apparently
he has to podium in

340
00:15:12,054 --> 00:15:15,598
four different racing events
over the next three weeks

341
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,351
all around the country.

342
00:15:18,393 --> 00:15:20,478
That may be
the dumbest fucking thing

343
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,981
I've ever heard.

344
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,775
Super dumb.

345
00:15:25,817 --> 00:15:29,654
And each podium finish
is worth $5,000.

346
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,156
But if you can stand on
the podium in all four events,

347
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,826
the reward will be more
than you can even imagine.

348
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,245
Well, I can imagine
a whole fuckin' lot.

349
00:15:37,286 --> 00:15:41,624
Well, it is, honestly,
a whole f-in' lot.

350
00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:42,792
Huh...

351
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,920
You know, there is
a motocross event in,

352
00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:47,005
uh, Whitefield that we
can go to next Saturday.

353
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,464
No, no.
No, wait, wait.

354
00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:49,966
You have to, um...
here, can you...

355
00:15:50,008 --> 00:15:51,551
Um, just... I'll hold this.

356
00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:54,470
Mr. Davis' instructions here.

357
00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,264
This is, uh...
You put your thumb...

358
00:15:56,305 --> 00:15:57,306
put your thumb
on that reader

359
00:15:57,348 --> 00:15:59,225
on that side like this,
like I am.

360
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,894
I'm not putting
my thumb on there.

361
00:16:00,936 --> 00:16:03,897
That's-that's the only way
to get the information.

362
00:16:03,939 --> 00:16:05,273
Nothing's written
on my thumb.

363
00:16:05,314 --> 00:16:06,816
It's your...
no, your print.

364
00:16:06,858 --> 00:16:08,192
Everyone has a unique...
just put...

365
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,278
if you would just put
it there, I... I swear.

366
00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:11,863
I've seen that on "Cops".

367
00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:18,954
What just happened?

368
00:16:18,995 --> 00:16:20,122
That was so cool.

369
00:16:22,457 --> 00:16:23,959
Wheatland?
What is that?

370
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,002
Wheatland, that's
your first destination.

371
00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:27,587
I'm guessing there's
more instructions.

372
00:16:27,629 --> 00:16:29,213
If you'll open
the envelope, we'll see.

373
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,758
I can't be driving
all the way to Missouri.

374
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,136
Bo, it's five grand
if you get to the podium.

375
00:16:34,177 --> 00:16:36,638
Yeah, but it's no grand
if I don't.

376
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:40,142
I mean, how am I supposed
to get there anyway?

377
00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:43,145
What if we took mom...
I mean Mandy's RV?

378
00:16:43,186 --> 00:16:46,106
Noodle, we cannot afford to
just go driving around America.

379
00:16:46,148 --> 00:16:49,067
Well, it does come with
$100 a day for you

380
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,194
and $100 for anyone
on your team.

381
00:16:51,235 --> 00:16:52,946
Yeah, we probably did
just lose our jobs

382
00:16:52,988 --> 00:16:55,406
locking him in
that portable bathroom.

383
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,659
What happened now?

384
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,577
Looks like we're going
to Wheatland!

385
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,578
Oh, wait.

386
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,373
We gotta get
a team name first.

387
00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:05,917
Uh, you're Bo.

388
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,752
Yeah.

389
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:12,465
- And you're Noodle.
- I'm Noodle.

390
00:17:12,507 --> 00:17:14,009
Bo-No?

391
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,344
Team Bono?

392
00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:17,762
- No, that's that singer.
- That's a singer.

393
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,430
That's a singer.

394
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,975
- Team Bena...
- Ba-no-do?

395
00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:23,726
- Butthole.
- Boner?

396
00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:25,770
- Boovie.
- Boodle?

397
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,022
Boodle?

398
00:17:27,063 --> 00:17:28,523
Well, shit yeah,
that's it!

399
00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:31,609
- Team Boodle!
- Team Boodle!

400
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,237
Let's go get Mandy.

401
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,615
Well, they are
interesting guys.

402
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:40,660
Go fuck yourself.

403
00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:45,456
Eloquent, as always, I see.

404
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,582
- Oh, hey!
- Hey.

405
00:17:46,624 --> 00:17:48,376
- Hi.
- What'd I miss?

406
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,878
Uh, kinda everything.

407
00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:52,922
Okay.

408
00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:54,298
We'll just go
back there, okay.

409
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,466
I need a hot dog
right now!

410
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,511
- Order up!
- All right.

411
00:17:58,553 --> 00:17:59,762
All right,
have a nice day.

412
00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:01,014
This is Mandy.

413
00:18:01,056 --> 00:18:02,473
She grew up to be
really pretty.

414
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,600
She also grew up to be
Noodle's stepmom

415
00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:07,770
when Noodle's dad decided
to marry the babysitter.

416
00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:10,190
All right, Mandy,
here you go!

417
00:18:10,232 --> 00:18:11,941
And, uh, that's
Mandy's cousin, Eskandar.

418
00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:13,609
You're probably not used
to holding this much meat

419
00:18:13,651 --> 00:18:14,986
in your little hands.
Here you go.

420
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,738
Hey, Mandy.

421
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:17,864
What are you
doing here, Noodle?

422
00:18:17,906 --> 00:18:19,532
I told you never
bother me at work.

423
00:18:19,574 --> 00:18:21,117
Bo and I need
to borrow your RV.

424
00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:23,452
Oh, hi, Bo.

425
00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:25,205
How's it going, Mandy?

426
00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:27,415
Where y'all
going in an RV?

427
00:18:27,456 --> 00:18:28,791
We gotta go to Missouri.

428
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:32,254
Oh, hell no! Y'all ain't
taking my rig to Missouri.

429
00:18:32,295 --> 00:18:35,298
We're getting paid
$100 a day each.

430
00:18:35,339 --> 00:18:36,925
Are you running
drugs, Noodle?

431
00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:38,218
- No.
- Well, forget it.

432
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:40,303
I need my rig to get back
and forth to work.

433
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:41,971
Skanner, give
me those beef chips!

434
00:18:42,013 --> 00:18:42,972
Hold your horses!

435
00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:45,058
Hey, Mandy,
I've got an idea.

436
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,685
If you join our team,
then you can come

437
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,353
and you get
$100 a day, too.

438
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:50,521
A hundred dollars a day?

439
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,773
- Yeah.
- For me?

440
00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:53,691
He said $100 a day for
each person on my team.

441
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,319
So if you're on the team,
then you get $100.

442
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,528
All right, let's go.

443
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,155
Eskandar, we quit.

444
00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:01,199
- We quit?
- Yeah, come on.

445
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,951
I just... I have to get
this back to them.

446
00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:08,331
Hey!

447
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,208
Mr. Lawyer!

448
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,168
Now that we're
going to Missouri,

449
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,795
what do we do next?

450
00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:15,630
I don't know.
All right?

451
00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:16,756
Take this.

452
00:19:16,798 --> 00:19:18,216
The instructions are
in there I'm sure.

453
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,093
Okay.

454
00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:21,261
Keep your panties on.

455
00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:24,680
Oh, my god.
Let's go.

456
00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:27,309
Oh, wait, you're not
coming with us.

457
00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:28,643
What are
you talking about?

458
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:30,812
Well, someone has to keep
an eye on those idiots!

459
00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,147
Well, I don't have a car.

460
00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:34,274
No, not in a car.

461
00:19:34,316 --> 00:19:35,942
You're gonna
ride with them.

462
00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:37,235
Oh, no, no.

463
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,112
Not in that hunk of junk.

464
00:19:39,154 --> 00:19:41,614
Jason...

465
00:19:41,656 --> 00:19:44,284
You like working
for this company, right?

466
00:19:44,326 --> 00:19:45,576
Yeah.

467
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,079
Well, your boss is dead.

468
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,748
Do you want to work
for those rednecks

469
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,209
or do you want
to work under me?

470
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:56,796
You keep an eye on them
and then I'll take care of you

471
00:19:56,838 --> 00:19:58,714
when I take over
the company.

472
00:20:00,925 --> 00:20:02,760
Hop to, bitch.

473
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,470
That kinda hurts.

474
00:20:04,512 --> 00:20:06,639
- Get in.
- Oww! My nachos!

475
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,810
Um...

476
00:20:10,852 --> 00:20:12,603
Could maybe
Oswald be the...

477
00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:18,734
- What do you want?
- Hey, Beauregard.

478
00:20:18,776 --> 00:20:19,861
Um, funny thing.

479
00:20:19,902 --> 00:20:21,904
It turns out that
I'm supposed to, uh,

480
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:23,323
ride along with you guys.

481
00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:24,699
You can't ride with us.

482
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,742
No, it's just for the will.
To keep an eye on you.

483
00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:28,995
- Who's got our money?
- I do.

484
00:20:29,037 --> 00:20:30,121
Oh, well then come on in!

485
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:31,122
- Okay.
- Get in here!

486
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:32,748
Thank you.

487
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:35,168
Oh, my god.

488
00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,795
Welcome, welcome!
Home sweet home.

489
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,588
All right, I'm gonna have
to get my shots.

490
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,798
There's some tequila
up there.

491
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,883
No, not that kind of shot.

492
00:20:41,924 --> 00:20:43,426
Like a-a
vaccination against...

493
00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:44,719
What's that?

494
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,221
It's where the government
tries to control you

495
00:20:46,262 --> 00:20:47,763
through your bloodstream.

496
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:05,073
Hey, uh, professional legal guy,
this is our crew.

497
00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:06,949
Mandy, she's my stepmom.

498
00:21:06,991 --> 00:21:08,117
Wait, with your what?

499
00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:10,036
She looks like she's
the same age as you.

500
00:21:10,078 --> 00:21:12,621
Yeah, I know.
We all grew up together.

501
00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:15,958
Uh, she was my babysitter,
then my mom.

502
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,878
Actually, Mandy and I
went to prom together.

503
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,004
Yeah, show him
the picture.

504
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,297
No, I don't need
to see that.

505
00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,631
No, that's... okay.

506
00:21:22,673 --> 00:21:24,592
I had it printed out
at Walmart.

507
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,094
That's the two of us
right here.

508
00:21:26,135 --> 00:21:28,096
That's me, that's her.

509
00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:30,306
I... I recognize you.

510
00:21:30,348 --> 00:21:33,435
The theme was
Thong Song of the Sea.

511
00:21:33,476 --> 00:21:36,145
That was our song.
Thong Song of the Sea.

512
00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:37,397
That was our jam.

513
00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:38,689
That's not the song name.

514
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,649
There's a popular song
by Sisqo?

515
00:21:40,691 --> 00:21:41,776
Yeah, no, I know,
Thong Song.

516
00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:42,985
It's not "of the sea."

517
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,696
There's no by
the sea part.

518
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,823
Hey, lawyer,
when do we get paid?

519
00:21:47,865 --> 00:21:49,158
I'll give it to you
when we stop.

520
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,534
No! I want it now!

521
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,287
What are you gonna do
with it? We're driving.

522
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:56,749
Oh!

523
00:21:56,791 --> 00:22:00,420
Please do not do that.

524
00:22:00,462 --> 00:22:01,712
Do what, this?

525
00:22:04,548 --> 00:22:05,758
Oh, holy god!

526
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,719
- That's not funny.
- Yeah, it is.

527
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,221
No, I could get
seriously hurt.

528
00:22:10,263 --> 00:22:12,515
"I could get
seriously hurt."

529
00:22:12,556 --> 00:22:15,143
- "I could get seriously hurt."
- "I could get seriously hurt."

530
00:22:15,184 --> 00:22:16,269
That is not what
I sound like.

531
00:22:16,311 --> 00:22:17,270
That's exactly
what you sound like.

532
00:22:17,312 --> 00:22:18,271
No, it is not!

533
00:22:18,313 --> 00:22:19,272
I'm pretty good
at impressions.

534
00:22:19,314 --> 00:22:20,273
- Yeah, he is.
- Not of me!

535
00:22:20,315 --> 00:22:21,524
- Poor baby.
- Yeah, "not of me!"

536
00:22:21,565 --> 00:22:24,193
No, no, that
doesn't sound...

537
00:22:24,235 --> 00:22:26,237
I am not gonna die
in this RV.

538
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,614
Hey, Mandy,
he bruised his vagina!

539
00:22:28,656 --> 00:22:30,074
Can I please sit here?

540
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,909
Sure.
You want a chip?

541
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,162
No, I don't want a chip.
I want to live.

542
00:22:36,038 --> 00:22:37,248
Hey, mom.

543
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:40,084
Noodle, you know I hate
when you call me that.

544
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,544
How fast are we
going, mom?

545
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,755
Fast enough.

546
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:48,050
It sounds like
we're going about 45.

547
00:22:48,092 --> 00:22:50,636
Right you are,
45 exactly.

548
00:22:50,678 --> 00:22:53,181
How did you know that?

549
00:22:53,222 --> 00:22:55,599
I'm an engine whisperer.

550
00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:56,851
That's a thing?

551
00:22:56,892 --> 00:22:58,311
Mm-hmm, it's
a God-given gift.

552
00:22:58,353 --> 00:23:00,313
Ever since he
was a little guy.

553
00:23:00,355 --> 00:23:02,857
- I got big ears.
- Mandy, speed up!

554
00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:04,359
We're not going to
get there on time

555
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,234
if you don't drive faster.

556
00:23:05,276 --> 00:23:06,902
I'm going as
fast as I can!

557
00:23:06,944 --> 00:23:08,154
Come on, Eskie,
you get in there.

558
00:23:08,196 --> 00:23:09,322
- Me?
- No!

559
00:23:09,364 --> 00:23:10,532
- No, no, no!
- Get in there, get in there!

560
00:23:10,573 --> 00:23:13,326
- No, no, no, we're fine.
- It's my RV! My RV!

561
00:23:15,619 --> 00:23:16,745
No one's at the wheel!

562
00:23:16,787 --> 00:23:17,788
It's fine, it's fine.

563
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,041
I hate you!

564
00:23:20,082 --> 00:23:21,792
- Hands off! Hands off!
- I can drive myself!

565
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,127
Jesus! Oh, my...

566
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,337
- We're all good.
- That is...

567
00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:25,505
That was really
not safe.

568
00:23:25,547 --> 00:23:27,340
It's fine.
They do it all the time.

569
00:23:27,382 --> 00:23:29,175
Oh, you're about
to see not safe.

570
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,512
Whoo!

571
00:24:00,081 --> 00:24:02,375
Okay.
Here we go.

572
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,420
Drum roll, please.

573
00:24:09,006 --> 00:24:10,674
Ah, shit!

574
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:12,093
- What is it?
- Oh, no!

575
00:24:12,134 --> 00:24:13,052
I got a paper cut!

576
00:24:13,094 --> 00:24:14,762
Oh, just put
some Crisco on it.

577
00:24:14,803 --> 00:24:16,013
- No!
- Run it under water.

578
00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,723
Just give me
a minute, okay?

579
00:24:17,765 --> 00:24:18,724
Just give me a minute.

580
00:24:18,766 --> 00:24:19,683
Kiss it.

581
00:24:20,643 --> 00:24:23,062
- Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
- Oh, come on!

582
00:24:23,104 --> 00:24:25,481
Let me see.
Let me see!

583
00:24:25,523 --> 00:24:26,649
I think I need stitches.

584
00:24:26,690 --> 00:24:27,816
Oh, my god!

585
00:24:27,858 --> 00:24:29,360
It's a paper cut.

586
00:24:29,402 --> 00:24:30,736
Who cares, right?

587
00:24:30,778 --> 00:24:33,989
Can we just move on?
Open the letter.

588
00:24:34,031 --> 00:24:35,074
Wow!

589
00:24:35,116 --> 00:24:36,284
What is wrong with you?

590
00:24:36,325 --> 00:24:38,327
You are mean!

591
00:24:38,369 --> 00:24:40,455
Yeah, man.
Have a little compassion.

592
00:24:40,496 --> 00:24:41,414
It's serious.

593
00:24:41,456 --> 00:24:42,998
It's a paper cut.

594
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,126
In 60 seconds he's not even
going to remember it happened.

595
00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:47,753
This is not something
you forget.

596
00:24:47,795 --> 00:24:50,590
This is something
that happened to me.

597
00:24:50,632 --> 00:24:52,467
Oh, yeah?
What hand is it on?

598
00:24:52,508 --> 00:24:56,178
Well, I feel like it
was over here.

599
00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:58,013
Yeah, it was your right hand
'cause you're a righty.

600
00:24:58,055 --> 00:25:00,015
No, I was holding it
with my right hand.

601
00:25:00,057 --> 00:25:01,684
- Oh...
- It was that hand.

602
00:25:01,725 --> 00:25:03,018
We should reenact it.

603
00:25:03,060 --> 00:25:05,062
- Yeah, here.
- Oh, my god! No, stop!

604
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:05,938
Don't need to do that.

605
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:08,524
Let's move forward.

606
00:25:08,566 --> 00:25:10,025
Open the letter.

607
00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:11,902
Okay, I'll open
the letter.

608
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,071
Not like that.

609
00:25:16,658 --> 00:25:19,410
Dear Beauregard.
That's me.

610
00:25:19,452 --> 00:25:20,578
Congratulations on making it

611
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,664
to the beautiful
Lucas Oil Speedway.

612
00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:23,665
Is that where we are?

613
00:25:23,706 --> 00:25:24,999
That's where we are.

614
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,501
We're at Lucas Oil Speedway.

615
00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:28,544
How did he know where
we were going to be?

616
00:25:28,586 --> 00:25:29,629
He sent you here.

617
00:25:29,671 --> 00:25:30,796
Is he psychic?

618
00:25:30,838 --> 00:25:32,006
Is my dad psychic?

619
00:25:32,047 --> 00:25:33,966
No! Please continue.

620
00:25:34,008 --> 00:25:35,801
Still, that's weird though.

621
00:25:35,843 --> 00:25:37,345
Makes you think.

622
00:25:37,386 --> 00:25:38,346
- No.
- It does.

623
00:25:38,387 --> 00:25:39,347
- No, please.
- It does.

624
00:25:39,388 --> 00:25:40,515
Just continue.

625
00:25:40,556 --> 00:25:44,977
Find Mr. Carl Renezedner.
What is that?

626
00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:46,228
Rent-A-Center.

627
00:25:46,270 --> 00:25:47,396
Rent-A-Center?

628
00:25:48,939 --> 00:25:52,485
He will get you into
an off-road short course race.

629
00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:53,444
If you can podium...

630
00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:54,654
- Podium?
- Yeah.

631
00:25:54,696 --> 00:25:56,364
You've just gotta make
one, two, or three?

632
00:25:56,405 --> 00:25:57,615
I can.

633
00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:58,866
...your challenge continues.

634
00:25:58,907 --> 00:26:01,035
If not,
your journey ends here.

635
00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:04,205
Your father, Phineus.
Who is dead.

636
00:26:04,246 --> 00:26:05,164
Did he say I love you?

637
00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:07,166
No.

638
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:09,043
Is that it?

639
00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:10,044
That's it.

640
00:26:10,085 --> 00:26:11,462
What do we...
what do we do now?

641
00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:13,172
We should probably
get some breakfast.

642
00:26:13,214 --> 00:26:14,674
- Oh, yeah.
- No, no, no.

643
00:26:14,716 --> 00:26:18,469
We should find Carl Renezedner
and see when the race is,

644
00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:19,845
find out if you
need to train.

645
00:26:19,887 --> 00:26:20,846
I don't know
if you're good.

646
00:26:20,888 --> 00:26:22,473
Why do you care
what we do?

647
00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:23,349
I don't.

648
00:26:23,391 --> 00:26:24,642
The sooner we do this,

649
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,185
the sooner this whole
thing is done.

650
00:26:28,479 --> 00:26:30,606
I'm getting the feeling
you don't care if I win or not.

651
00:26:30,648 --> 00:26:32,024
Yeah, Jason.

652
00:26:32,066 --> 00:26:34,736
I feel like you're not
on our team.

653
00:26:34,777 --> 00:26:35,819
I'm not.

654
00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:37,821
All right?
This is my job.

655
00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:39,448
All right, I have to see
this whole thing through

656
00:26:39,490 --> 00:26:41,950
for the company I work for.
Does that make sense?

657
00:26:41,992 --> 00:26:44,453
I appreciate
your enthusiasm.

658
00:26:44,495 --> 00:26:46,372
But we don't need
a babysitter.

659
00:26:46,414 --> 00:26:47,456
Yeah.

660
00:26:47,498 --> 00:26:49,875
Remember what happened
when my dad...

661
00:26:49,917 --> 00:26:51,669
- Yep. She fucked his dad.
- I know the story.

662
00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,546
'Cause I was married to him
and that was my wifely duty.

663
00:26:53,588 --> 00:26:54,505
All right, look.
Can we...

664
00:26:54,547 --> 00:26:56,257
can we please just
make a plan?

665
00:26:56,298 --> 00:26:58,175
Yeah, we can make a plan.

666
00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,344
We'll go find
Mr. Carl Rent-A-Center.

667
00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:01,387
- Fantastic!
- Yeah.

668
00:27:01,429 --> 00:27:02,597
Yes! Let's do that.

669
00:27:02,638 --> 00:27:04,098
You go ahead.
I'll be right behind you.

670
00:27:04,139 --> 00:27:07,393
- Okay.
- Okay.

671
00:27:07,435 --> 00:27:08,603
Okay, yeah, let's go
find this guy.

672
00:27:08,644 --> 00:27:10,396
- All right.
- See you after breakfast!

673
00:27:10,438 --> 00:27:11,397
Oh, no, no, no, no!

674
00:27:11,439 --> 00:27:12,940
You said you were coming!

675
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,276
Oh, my god.

676
00:27:17,111 --> 00:27:19,697
Oh, my god!
It is hot.

677
00:27:29,624 --> 00:27:30,750
Hey, Mr. Lawyer, look!

678
00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:31,917
- Oh, real nice.
- Look who I found.

679
00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:33,544
It's Carl Rent-A-Center.

680
00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:35,045
Yeah, and that's
his crew chief, too.

681
00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,464
- Hi. Yeah, hi.
- I'm Jason...

682
00:27:36,505 --> 00:27:38,132
I'm sorry, we don't have
time for introductions.

683
00:27:38,173 --> 00:27:40,008
- We have work to do.
- Gotta work.

684
00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,260
All right,
thank you for...

685
00:27:41,302 --> 00:27:43,721
- We didn't need you.
- No.

686
00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:46,181
Hey, how the hell?

687
00:27:46,223 --> 00:27:48,934
Oh, we just ran into them
at the truck stop.

688
00:27:48,976 --> 00:27:51,103
Well, how'd you know
it was them?

689
00:27:51,145 --> 00:27:53,731
His name is on, like,
everything they wear.

690
00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:54,774
Oh, yeah.

691
00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:57,485
You want a chip?

692
00:27:57,526 --> 00:27:59,194
I do not want a chip.
I want water.

693
00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:04,199
All right now, Bo,

694
00:28:04,241 --> 00:28:05,618
you're gonna have
to move faster than that.

695
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,161
I know it's just
a practice truck,

696
00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:09,413
but it's still
got plenty of power.

697
00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,372
Okay.

698
00:28:10,414 --> 00:28:11,957
Come on, Bo,
you can do this.

699
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,256
Woo!

700
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,216
Punch it over that jump!

701
00:28:21,258 --> 00:28:22,510
Damn!

702
00:28:22,551 --> 00:28:25,220
I think I'm gonna
floor it!

703
00:28:25,262 --> 00:28:26,681
Whoo-hoo!

704
00:28:26,722 --> 00:28:28,850
Oh, no!

705
00:28:32,019 --> 00:28:33,855
Oh, my god,
is he okay?

706
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,525
That was a good first lap,
there, Bo.

707
00:28:37,566 --> 00:28:38,942
That was good?

708
00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:40,194
You're still alive,
aren't you?

709
00:28:40,235 --> 00:28:41,320
Yeah.

710
00:28:41,362 --> 00:28:44,198
I did not like going
upside down.

711
00:28:44,239 --> 00:28:45,867
Well, you didn't
actually go upside down.

712
00:28:45,908 --> 00:28:46,992
You just spun out
a little bit.

713
00:28:47,034 --> 00:28:48,243
No, I... I went
upside down.

714
00:28:48,285 --> 00:28:49,704
I'm pretty sure.

715
00:28:49,745 --> 00:28:51,997
Just keep it on all fours
and you'll be just fine.

716
00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:54,583
No, my...
my vision went white,

717
00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:57,211
I saw some people that
I haven't seen in a while.

718
00:28:57,252 --> 00:28:58,629
Did he go upside down?

719
00:28:58,671 --> 00:28:59,922
Nope.

720
00:28:59,963 --> 00:29:02,132
All right, let's get into
our second lap, Bo.

721
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,258
Okay, here we go.

722
00:29:04,385 --> 00:29:05,469
Whoo!

723
00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:22,403
That's it,
Bo, that's it!

724
00:29:22,444 --> 00:29:23,738
Whoo!

725
00:29:31,245 --> 00:29:32,914
Yay for me!

726
00:29:38,293 --> 00:29:41,714
Oh, man, that was cool!

727
00:29:41,756 --> 00:29:45,300
Man, I went so fast.

728
00:29:45,342 --> 00:29:46,677
Oh, man, this thing works!

729
00:29:46,719 --> 00:29:48,220
- Yeah.
- That was awesome.

730
00:29:48,262 --> 00:29:50,514
- Oh, yeah.
- Boodle!

731
00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:51,974
Nope!

732
00:29:54,769 --> 00:29:56,437
You were fantastic, Bo.

733
00:29:56,478 --> 00:29:58,313
Thank you so much, Mandy.

734
00:29:58,355 --> 00:30:00,107
You definitely have
your father's genes.

735
00:30:00,148 --> 00:30:01,400
Hey, don't be afraid
to let her fly.

736
00:30:01,442 --> 00:30:02,526
She'll take it.

737
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,737
Okay, I still got
a week to practice.

738
00:30:04,779 --> 00:30:07,489
Yeah. Nothing could
possibly go wrong now.

739
00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:11,660
Oh, man.

740
00:30:16,457 --> 00:30:17,583
Bo!

741
00:30:23,714 --> 00:30:25,716
Woah!

742
00:30:31,305 --> 00:30:32,765
Oh, my god!

743
00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:38,896
You think he's
gonna be all right?

744
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:40,606
I'm guessing no.

745
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:46,028
Whoa!

746
00:30:46,069 --> 00:30:48,280
Oh, man, hey, Eskie,
I really appreciate

747
00:30:48,322 --> 00:30:49,740
what you did for me
out there, all right?

748
00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:52,827
- Sorry.
- Shh.

749
00:30:52,868 --> 00:30:54,954
All right, all right,
you just rest now, okay?

750
00:30:54,996 --> 00:30:56,914
We're gonna win
this next one for you.

751
00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,707
Yeah, but also
for the money.

752
00:30:58,749 --> 00:31:01,084
Yes, also for the money.

753
00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:02,336
Shut up.
He can hear you.

754
00:31:02,377 --> 00:31:04,379
He can't hear nothing!
He's on so many drugs.

755
00:31:04,421 --> 00:31:06,465
He's up there floating around
with angels and stuff.

756
00:31:06,507 --> 00:31:07,883
Probably gonna write
a book about it,

757
00:31:07,925 --> 00:31:11,219
go on talk shows and stuff
about how heaven was real.

758
00:31:11,261 --> 00:31:13,055
Eskie?

759
00:31:13,096 --> 00:31:14,807
- Hmm?
- Okay, fine.

760
00:31:14,849 --> 00:31:17,852
Eskie, we're gonna win
this one for you!

761
00:31:17,893 --> 00:31:19,854
Okay?

762
00:31:19,895 --> 00:31:20,980
Thank you.

763
00:31:21,022 --> 00:31:22,564
Man!

764
00:31:22,606 --> 00:31:24,232
Oh, man.

765
00:31:24,274 --> 00:31:26,610
Sorry, I just
talk with my hands.

766
00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,320
Welcome, race fans,

767
00:31:28,362 --> 00:31:30,113
to the Lucas Oil Speedway.

768
00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:32,700
We've got an exciting day
of racing ahead of us.

769
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:36,620
- This place is kind of gross.
- Sorry.

770
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,914
Guys, Bo's race
is about to start.

771
00:31:38,956 --> 00:31:40,666
Okay.

772
00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:41,792
I'm Oswald.

773
00:31:41,834 --> 00:31:43,460
I'm... It's Jason.

774
00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:44,503
Hey.

775
00:31:44,545 --> 00:31:46,005
The lawyer for
your dad's company.

776
00:31:47,422 --> 00:31:49,424
Yeah. Oh, I know.

777
00:31:49,466 --> 00:31:51,134
Did you, uh, did you
bring me more clothes?

778
00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:52,386
No, it's gonna be
over after today.

779
00:31:52,427 --> 00:31:54,221
- So, let's just do it.
- Well, I don't know.

780
00:31:54,262 --> 00:31:55,764
He's been practicing
all week.

781
00:31:55,806 --> 00:31:57,599
He kind of a...
a natural.

782
00:31:57,641 --> 00:31:59,351
- What?
- Yeah.

783
00:31:59,393 --> 00:32:01,103
It's like
he's pretty good.

784
00:32:02,646 --> 00:32:05,399
Not cool, Jason.

785
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,483
Not cool.

786
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:09,528
No, I... well, what am
I supposed to...

787
00:32:09,570 --> 00:32:10,821
All right, race fans.

788
00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:12,239
Are you coming?

789
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,367
Uh, no, I'm gonna meet up
with you guys later.

790
00:32:16,077 --> 00:32:19,246
My nanny never let me
have fried foods, but, uh...

791
00:32:19,287 --> 00:32:21,248
she's not here
right now, is she?

792
00:32:21,289 --> 00:32:22,666
Here we go.

793
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:25,502
Up next on the track
are the Pro-4 trucks.

794
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,337
We've got a great field
of Pro-4 drivers

795
00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:28,964
out here today, Mike.

796
00:32:29,006 --> 00:32:30,424
Especially the wildcard entry.

797
00:32:30,465 --> 00:32:31,675
A tractor-pull champion
from Tennessee

798
00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:33,552
named Beauregard Jackson.

799
00:32:33,594 --> 00:32:36,304
And fun fact, he's never
met his birth father.

800
00:32:36,346 --> 00:32:38,974
Well, that bastard
is in the gold N17 truck.

801
00:32:39,016 --> 00:32:40,851
This truck's made
out of gold.

802
00:32:40,893 --> 00:32:42,644
All right, Bo,
head on the swivel.

803
00:32:42,686 --> 00:32:43,979
We're about to go green.

804
00:32:44,021 --> 00:32:45,606
My favorite color.

805
00:32:45,647 --> 00:32:47,775
Tractor guy is
starting in the sixth spot.

806
00:32:47,816 --> 00:32:49,818
Might be the best
he does all day.

807
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:50,611
- Eww!
- It'll be fine.

808
00:32:50,652 --> 00:32:51,737
It'll be fine.

809
00:32:51,779 --> 00:32:53,321
And we are
green, green, green!

810
00:32:53,363 --> 00:32:56,491
Hold on tight for 20 laps
of truck-banging action.

811
00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:02,123
Bradley Morris
moves into the early lead

812
00:33:02,164 --> 00:33:03,540
- followed by...
- Look at Jackson, Bob!

813
00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:04,917
He just might know what
he's doing out there!

814
00:33:04,959 --> 00:33:06,334
That's it, Bo.

815
00:33:06,376 --> 00:33:08,003
I don't know what
I'm doing out here!

816
00:33:08,045 --> 00:33:09,254
Tractor Jackson
is not afraid

817
00:33:09,296 --> 00:33:10,422
to get right in the mix.

818
00:33:10,464 --> 00:33:11,673
I love this guy!

819
00:33:11,715 --> 00:33:13,675
He's got some big ol'
bastard balls on him!

820
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,514
Seven laps in

821
00:33:19,556 --> 00:33:21,725
and Ty LeDuc still
holds onto the lead.

822
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:22,977
Yeah, Bob, but Tractor Jackson

823
00:33:23,018 --> 00:33:24,311
has climbed all the way
to second place.

824
00:33:24,352 --> 00:33:26,730
He's chasing down LeDuc
like a bat outta hell!

825
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,858
Come on, Bo!

826
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:32,736
Jackson has leader
Ty LeDuc in his sights.

827
00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:34,947
Jackson might just move
into the lead here.

828
00:33:34,989 --> 00:33:36,073
Oh, LeDuc goes wide.

829
00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:37,950
This is super easy!

830
00:33:37,992 --> 00:33:40,202
And there goes Jackson
into the... Oh!

831
00:33:40,243 --> 00:33:41,536
He got bumped in the turn!

832
00:33:41,578 --> 00:33:44,165
He's losing positions
with every passing second.

833
00:33:44,206 --> 00:33:45,624
He needs to
get back on the gas.

834
00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:47,042
Come on, Trackie!

835
00:33:47,084 --> 00:33:49,252
I'm gonna get that fucker!

836
00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:50,921
Now, Bo, you forget
about that guy.

837
00:33:50,963 --> 00:33:52,673
You just concentrate
on racing.

838
00:33:52,714 --> 00:33:53,715
You get that fucker!

839
00:33:53,757 --> 00:33:55,217
You get that fucker, Bo!
You get him!

840
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,891
Damn! Jackson fell
all the way to seventh, Bob.

841
00:34:02,933 --> 00:34:04,685
I hope he didn't
quit his day job

842
00:34:04,726 --> 00:34:05,894
at the tractor pull.

843
00:34:05,936 --> 00:34:07,521
Now, Mike,
your guy is not done yet.

844
00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:09,397
He's still making
moves out there.

845
00:34:09,439 --> 00:34:11,650
Come on, Bo!

846
00:34:11,692 --> 00:34:12,860
No, Bob.

847
00:34:12,901 --> 00:34:14,195
He just got knocked
right off the course.

848
00:34:14,236 --> 00:34:14,903
He's done.

849
00:34:14,945 --> 00:34:16,404
I'm not done!

850
00:34:16,446 --> 00:34:18,699
I'm coming back!
I'm gonna get back in it!

851
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:19,950
Oh, Bob, look!

852
00:34:19,992 --> 00:34:21,576
Trackie's back!
He's back in it!

853
00:34:21,618 --> 00:34:23,954
Well, this just doesn't
even seem fair.

854
00:34:23,996 --> 00:34:25,330
Whoo!

855
00:34:29,126 --> 00:34:30,711
Look at this battle
for third, Bob.

856
00:34:30,752 --> 00:34:33,380
Jackson might just find
the podium. Oh!

857
00:34:33,421 --> 00:34:35,465
There's contact between
Jackson and Fortin.

858
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:37,092
- And they're into the wall.
- Oh, shit.

859
00:34:37,134 --> 00:34:38,219
Hard!

860
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:39,720
Yep, slam into the wall.

861
00:34:39,761 --> 00:34:40,888
- I think he's out.
- What?

862
00:34:40,929 --> 00:34:42,223
- I think he's out.
- Why are you doing...

863
00:34:42,264 --> 00:34:43,724
This is what we want.
I don't want...

864
00:34:43,765 --> 00:34:44,975
I don't want him
to get hurt.

865
00:34:45,017 --> 00:34:46,977
And that'll bring
out a yellow flag, Bob.

866
00:34:47,019 --> 00:34:48,229
How's the truck?

867
00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:49,771
Engine's still humming.

868
00:34:49,813 --> 00:34:51,398
All right, Bo,
just sit tight.

869
00:34:51,439 --> 00:34:52,858
I'm gonna get
my boys over there

870
00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:55,694
and they're gonna untangle you
from the K-rail.

871
00:34:55,736 --> 00:34:57,487
Dammit, Bo!

872
00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:59,073
The pace car leads the way

873
00:34:59,114 --> 00:35:01,700
as the trucks regroup
for the green flag.

874
00:35:01,742 --> 00:35:02,951
Jackson's team
is working hard

875
00:35:02,993 --> 00:35:04,703
to get him off
that K-rail.

876
00:35:04,745 --> 00:35:06,538
I hope that damage
is only superficial.

877
00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:08,290
All right now, Bo,
I need you get to

878
00:35:08,331 --> 00:35:10,251
the back of the pack
before the restart.

879
00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:11,919
Yeah, I know.

880
00:35:14,088 --> 00:35:16,715
The hood keeps flappin'!

881
00:35:16,757 --> 00:35:17,758
Aww, never mind,
it came off.

882
00:35:17,799 --> 00:35:19,093
And with the track clear,

883
00:35:19,134 --> 00:35:21,511
our drivers are ready
to get back in the action

884
00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,097
behind leader
Doug Matag.

885
00:35:23,138 --> 00:35:24,472
All right, Bo,
it's time to get focused.

886
00:35:24,514 --> 00:35:25,515
You're in eighth place

887
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,309
and you only got
four laps to go.

888
00:35:27,350 --> 00:35:29,686
Don't worry, I got this
figured out now.

889
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,772
Well, shit,
that scares me, Bo.

890
00:35:33,148 --> 00:35:36,484
And we are
green, green, green!

891
00:35:36,526 --> 00:35:38,153
Matag's yellow 81 truck

892
00:35:38,195 --> 00:35:39,404
comes out in the lead.

893
00:35:39,446 --> 00:35:41,782
Anderson and Shinney
are chasing him down.

894
00:35:41,823 --> 00:35:42,741
Bob! Bob!

895
00:35:42,783 --> 00:35:43,909
Jackson's moved up
to seventh.

896
00:35:43,951 --> 00:35:45,202
I don't think
he's done yet!

897
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:47,788
Yes, but he's still
got veterans McAkrin

898
00:35:47,829 --> 00:35:49,164
and LeDuc ahead of him.

899
00:35:49,206 --> 00:35:50,124
LeDuc spun out!

900
00:35:50,165 --> 00:35:50,999
Jackson moves to sixth!

901
00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:52,500
Nice, Bo, nice!

902
00:35:57,881 --> 00:36:01,009
And another pass by Jackson
puts him in fourth!

903
00:36:01,051 --> 00:36:02,552
Ha-ha! Bye, bitch!

904
00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:05,097
You only got one lap to go to
pick up that final position

905
00:36:05,139 --> 00:36:06,431
if you want a podium.

906
00:36:06,473 --> 00:36:07,849
That's all I need.

907
00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:13,981
Matag in the yellow 81
maintains the lead

908
00:36:14,022 --> 00:36:16,900
followed closely by
Anderson and McAkrin.

909
00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:18,860
Do you not see
Jackson in fourth, Bob?

910
00:36:18,902 --> 00:36:20,362
I have a good
feeling Trackie has

911
00:36:20,403 --> 00:36:22,572
a few tricks
up his sleeve.

912
00:36:25,367 --> 00:36:26,701
Oh, there he goes!

913
00:36:26,743 --> 00:36:28,162
Trading paint
with Anderson

914
00:36:28,203 --> 00:36:30,455
as he bumper cars
into second place!

915
00:36:30,497 --> 00:36:31,790
Go, Bo, go.

916
00:36:31,832 --> 00:36:33,334
Jackson just has to hold on

917
00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,502
around the final turn
to stand on the podium!

918
00:36:35,543 --> 00:36:36,544
Oh!

919
00:36:36,586 --> 00:36:38,213
Here we go! Here we go!
Here we go!

920
00:36:39,381 --> 00:36:41,925
Matag crosses
the line in first,

921
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:43,010
McAkrin takes second.

922
00:36:43,051 --> 00:36:45,262
Jackson takes third, Bob!

923
00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,597
I knew it!
See, Bob! Booyah!

924
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,183
In your face!

925
00:36:49,224 --> 00:36:50,392
He did it.
He podiumed.

926
00:36:50,433 --> 00:36:53,937
Jason, you're dead to me.

927
00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:56,606
I didn't...
I'm just doing my job.

928
00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:59,151
Umm, enjoy it
while it lasts.

929
00:37:02,529 --> 00:37:04,489
So, I'm still in the RV?

930
00:37:04,531 --> 00:37:06,825
Where you going?

931
00:37:06,867 --> 00:37:08,618
Where'd she go?

932
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,829
It's over, Oswald.

933
00:37:13,374 --> 00:37:16,418
No, it is just beginning.

934
00:37:16,459 --> 00:37:18,128
Mmm. Oh!

935
00:37:45,113 --> 00:37:46,907
Whoo!

936
00:37:46,948 --> 00:37:48,367
Come on, drink your beer.

937
00:37:48,409 --> 00:37:50,077
Drink your beer!

938
00:37:50,118 --> 00:37:53,330
Drink your beer
or you're a loser!

939
00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:56,833
- Oh, that's what she said.
- Sorry.

940
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,835
Yeah, on that note,
I'm beat.

941
00:37:58,877 --> 00:37:59,878
I'm gonna go to bed.

942
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,754
Okay.

943
00:38:00,795 --> 00:38:01,838
You were really
good today.

944
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,631
- Thank you.
- I'm proud of you.

945
00:38:08,636 --> 00:38:09,679
Goodnight!

946
00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:11,390
Goodnight.

947
00:38:13,808 --> 00:38:17,312
Hey, we should go look for
those Heart Stopper girls.

948
00:38:17,354 --> 00:38:18,939
The pretty ones
from the podium.

949
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:20,690
Bo?

950
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:22,901
Oh, no, you go on ahead.
I'm fine.

951
00:38:22,943 --> 00:38:24,236
I'm just gonna stay here
and chill out.

952
00:38:24,278 --> 00:38:27,155
If I bring 'em back here,
you gotta party with us.

953
00:38:27,197 --> 00:38:28,615
Yeah, okay.

954
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,624
- Hell of a night.
- What are you...

955
00:38:37,665 --> 00:38:40,919
You should go in and say
goodnight to Mandy.

956
00:38:40,961 --> 00:38:42,337
I just did, dum-dum.

957
00:38:42,379 --> 00:38:45,299
Not... come on,
you like her, right?

958
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:47,509
Yeah, of course!
She's my friend.

959
00:38:47,550 --> 00:38:48,593
Yeah, is that all?

960
00:38:48,635 --> 00:38:52,722
No, but... she was
my prom date, too.

961
00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:54,433
And so...

962
00:38:54,475 --> 00:38:56,643
And she's Noodle's mom.

963
00:38:56,684 --> 00:38:58,103
Oh, my god.

964
00:38:58,145 --> 00:38:59,438
- What?
- Forget it.

965
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,814
What are you trying
to get me to say?

966
00:39:00,855 --> 00:39:02,441
Bo, come on.

967
00:39:02,483 --> 00:39:04,818
What?

968
00:39:04,859 --> 00:39:06,278
Okay.

969
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,113
Okay, maybe a couple
of times in my life

970
00:39:08,155 --> 00:39:09,156
I've jerked off to her.

971
00:39:09,197 --> 00:39:10,449
Oh, my god!

972
00:39:10,491 --> 00:39:11,699
-But that's what everyone does.

973
00:39:11,741 --> 00:39:12,951
- Nope, don't need to hear it.
- It's natural.

974
00:39:12,993 --> 00:39:13,952
- She's a pretty girl.
- Nope, I'm going to bed.

975
00:39:13,994 --> 00:39:14,869
I'm going to
get some sleep.

976
00:39:14,911 --> 00:39:16,246
People jerk off
to people...

977
00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:21,335
- Jason! Jason, look!
- Watch the transit!

978
00:39:21,376 --> 00:39:22,461
- Watch the transit.
- While I was racing,

979
00:39:22,503 --> 00:39:23,628
- I came across a jump.
- Yeah.

980
00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:25,130
I came across a jump
like this.

981
00:39:25,172 --> 00:39:26,965
- I was like whoa!
- Whoo!

982
00:39:27,007 --> 00:39:29,009
Ooh!
That was awesome!

983
00:39:36,433 --> 00:39:37,559
This is it.

984
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,478
That's my lawyer.

985
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,147
- Hi.
- Hi.

986
00:39:42,189 --> 00:39:44,441
Well, thanks for a good night
last night, Noodle.

987
00:39:48,736 --> 00:39:51,281
Boop!

988
00:39:51,323 --> 00:39:52,907
- See ya later.
- Yeah.

989
00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:57,204
Noo-dle, where are
your clothes?

990
00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:03,043
I don't remember,
so, they let me wear this.

991
00:40:03,084 --> 00:40:06,129
Hot damn, Noodle!
You're like a sexual dynamo!

992
00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:09,383
I think I might work
for Heart Stoppers now.

993
00:40:09,424 --> 00:40:12,802
Well, hey,
um, so let's do this.

994
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:14,888
Team Boodle is assembled.

995
00:40:14,929 --> 00:40:15,722
Are you ready?

996
00:40:15,763 --> 00:40:16,681
All right, I got it.

997
00:40:16,723 --> 00:40:17,558
- Here we go.
- No, no...

998
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:18,808
Thumbprint.

999
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:21,186
No, it's a...
it's a retina scan this time.

1000
00:40:21,228 --> 00:40:23,271
I'm not putting
nothin' in my butt.

1001
00:40:23,313 --> 00:40:24,606
I'll do it.

1002
00:40:24,647 --> 00:40:26,983
No, no, no one has to put
anything in their butt.

1003
00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:28,360
Your retina is
in your eye.

1004
00:40:28,402 --> 00:40:31,363
Okay, show me,
Mr. Scientist.

1005
00:40:31,405 --> 00:40:32,697
I'm gonna...

1006
00:40:34,282 --> 00:40:35,450
- There.
- Okay.

1007
00:40:35,492 --> 00:40:36,784
- All right, now you.
- He just looked into it.

1008
00:40:36,826 --> 00:40:37,702
- Yes.
- All right.

1009
00:40:37,744 --> 00:40:38,870
It's not gonna
tear my eyeball?

1010
00:40:38,912 --> 00:40:39,913
It's not going
to tear out your eyeball.

1011
00:40:39,954 --> 00:40:41,164
- All right.
- Just look into the...

1012
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:42,499
If it does, I'm gonna
punch you in your mouth.

1013
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:43,333
Okay.

1014
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:44,792
Just look.

1015
00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,297
Whoop!

1016
00:40:51,091 --> 00:40:53,552
Oh, California?
No thank you.

1017
00:40:53,594 --> 00:40:54,595
Why?

1018
00:40:54,636 --> 00:40:55,762
I don't like people
from California.

1019
00:40:55,803 --> 00:40:57,972
They're funny,
and not in a funny way.

1020
00:40:58,014 --> 00:41:00,975
Oh, and you also get this.

1021
00:41:01,017 --> 00:41:02,603
Oh!

1022
00:41:05,439 --> 00:41:06,440
- Oh, my god!
- Yeah.

1023
00:41:06,481 --> 00:41:08,358
Let's go celebrate.

1024
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,526
I would love to,
but look,

1025
00:41:09,568 --> 00:41:11,236
we've gotta go get Eskie
from the hospital

1026
00:41:11,278 --> 00:41:13,614
and then get to the next race
so we can win more money!

1027
00:41:13,655 --> 00:41:14,822
- All right.
- Come on, guys!

1028
00:41:14,864 --> 00:41:17,033
I don't think Eskandar
is ready to travel.

1029
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,535
Oh, he'll be fine.

1030
00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:19,994
Okay.

1031
00:41:20,036 --> 00:41:21,622
Okay.

1032
00:41:21,663 --> 00:41:23,164
Come on.

1033
00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:26,334
I don't think
he's gonna fit.

1034
00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:28,878
Oh, he'll fit.

1035
00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,637
I wish he'd just die!

1036
00:41:36,678 --> 00:41:38,763
It's like giving birth.

1037
00:41:38,805 --> 00:41:41,766
I got it. I'm good!
I'm all good.

1038
00:41:44,311 --> 00:41:45,562
All right.

1039
00:41:47,730 --> 00:41:49,524
Ahh, there you go!

1040
00:41:49,566 --> 00:41:51,610
Snug as a bug in
a Persian rug.

1041
00:41:51,652 --> 00:41:53,320
All right!

1042
00:41:53,361 --> 00:41:54,946
Let's move onto
the next race.

1043
00:41:54,988 --> 00:41:56,698
Yeah.

1044
00:41:58,241 --> 00:41:59,701
Pretty impressive stuff, huh?

1045
00:41:59,742 --> 00:42:01,828
You weren't expecting me
to recover, were you?

1046
00:42:01,869 --> 00:42:04,747
That was not bad.
Not bad.

1047
00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:06,500
Still got three races left
to run.

1048
00:42:06,541 --> 00:42:08,209
Hey, you saw me out there.

1049
00:42:08,251 --> 00:42:11,338
I'm a natural.
All natural.

1050
00:42:11,379 --> 00:42:12,464
Like corn on the cob.

1051
00:42:12,506 --> 00:42:15,925
- He's au naturale.
- Yeah.

1052
00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:17,594
- That's not what you...
- Organic.

1053
00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:18,345
think it means.

1054
00:42:21,431 --> 00:42:24,267
You know...
it feels like...

1055
00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,728
nothing could possibly
go wrong now.

1056
00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:33,776
Oh, no, no, no!

1057
00:42:36,279 --> 00:42:37,989
Fuckin' boats?

1058
00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:42,160
Let's, uh,
let's win this one.

1059
00:42:42,202 --> 00:42:43,370
Y'all go ahead.

1060
00:42:43,411 --> 00:42:45,038
I'm gonna stay here
and set up camp, okay?

1061
00:42:45,079 --> 00:42:46,498
Cool.

1062
00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:49,376
How are we supposed to find
this Shelby Ebert anyway?

1063
00:42:49,417 --> 00:42:51,628
We'll ask somebody.

1064
00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:53,171
I can't just talk
to these people.

1065
00:42:53,213 --> 00:42:54,589
They're Californians.

1066
00:42:54,631 --> 00:42:57,258
They take away your guns
and make you get gay married.

1067
00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,219
- Are you serious?
- Yes.

1068
00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:01,722
- Seriously serious?
- Yes, I'm serious!

1069
00:43:01,763 --> 00:43:03,890
Excuse me, where's...
we're looking for Shelby Ebert.

1070
00:43:03,931 --> 00:43:05,183
She's over there.

1071
00:43:05,225 --> 00:43:07,561
There, boom!
Was that so hard?

1072
00:43:07,602 --> 00:43:09,062
Yeah, you're from New York.
Californians.

1073
00:43:09,103 --> 00:43:11,606
Different tips on
the same liberal turd.

1074
00:43:11,648 --> 00:43:12,566
Are you okay?

1075
00:43:12,607 --> 00:43:15,736
Yes, I'm fine!
Okay? I'm fine!

1076
00:43:16,570 --> 00:43:18,697
All right, come on, guys.

1077
00:43:18,739 --> 00:43:19,947
Do you have
social anxiety?

1078
00:43:19,989 --> 00:43:21,282
No, I don't.

1079
00:43:21,324 --> 00:43:22,909
My cousin has that.

1080
00:43:22,950 --> 00:43:24,869
Your cousin has epilepsy.

1081
00:43:34,087 --> 00:43:35,463
Come on.

1082
00:43:37,090 --> 00:43:38,633
Excuse me, Shelby?

1083
00:43:38,675 --> 00:43:40,218
That's me.

1084
00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:42,262
I'm sorry,
you're both Shelby?

1085
00:43:42,303 --> 00:43:44,514
Yeah, she drives.
I make it go.

1086
00:43:44,556 --> 00:43:45,390
Okay.

1087
00:43:45,432 --> 00:43:46,808
- What's your name?
- Shelby.

1088
00:43:46,849 --> 00:43:47,934
- And your name?
- Shelby.

1089
00:43:47,975 --> 00:43:49,977
Two Shelbys, all right?

1090
00:43:50,019 --> 00:43:51,271
You got it?

1091
00:43:51,312 --> 00:43:52,397
Hi, I'm Jason Wilmore.

1092
00:43:52,439 --> 00:43:54,357
- Nice to meet you.
- You, too.

1093
00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:56,735
I'm the executor of
Phineus Davis' estate.

1094
00:43:56,777 --> 00:43:58,779
Oh, we were so sorry
to hear of his passing.

1095
00:43:58,820 --> 00:44:00,488
He loved a good speedboat.

1096
00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:01,656
Ah, he did.

1097
00:44:01,698 --> 00:44:03,950
And this is his son, Bo.

1098
00:44:03,991 --> 00:44:05,493
I never met him.
He abandoned me.

1099
00:44:05,535 --> 00:44:06,661
Okay.

1100
00:44:06,703 --> 00:44:08,663
Hi, Bo, it's nice
to meet you.

1101
00:44:08,705 --> 00:44:10,498
Uh, do you want to
check out your boat?

1102
00:44:10,540 --> 00:44:11,249
Nope.

1103
00:44:11,291 --> 00:44:13,126
What?

1104
00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:14,711
I'm sorry, I mean,
no, thank you.

1105
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:16,755
Well, you're here to race,
aren't you?

1106
00:44:16,797 --> 00:44:18,590
I don't know.
Yeah, maybe.

1107
00:44:18,632 --> 00:44:22,427
Bo, what is going on?
Let her show you the boat.

1108
00:44:22,469 --> 00:44:24,304
Okay, show me the boat.

1109
00:44:24,345 --> 00:44:25,221
I'm so sorry.

1110
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:26,556
Yes, we'd love
to see the boat.

1111
00:44:26,598 --> 00:44:27,515
Okay, cool.

1112
00:44:27,557 --> 00:44:30,017
Apologies,
he hasn't eaten yet.

1113
00:44:30,059 --> 00:44:33,354
Wow!

1114
00:44:33,396 --> 00:44:36,608
Whoa, I can see
my reflection.

1115
00:44:36,650 --> 00:44:38,109
That is
an impressive boat.

1116
00:44:38,151 --> 00:44:39,277
Cool.

1117
00:44:39,319 --> 00:44:40,403
Thank you guys
for doing this.

1118
00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:42,530
Shelby, I really
appreciate it.

1119
00:44:42,572 --> 00:44:44,991
But, uh, it's pink!

1120
00:44:45,032 --> 00:44:46,618
Sure is!

1121
00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:48,369
I ain't drivin'
no pink boat.

1122
00:44:48,411 --> 00:44:49,912
Are you being serious
right now?

1123
00:44:49,954 --> 00:44:51,914
Yeah, it's a girl's boat.
I ain't a girl!

1124
00:44:51,956 --> 00:44:54,751
This boat is one of the fastest
in the entire sport!

1125
00:44:54,793 --> 00:44:56,085
Sure is!

1126
00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,962
Come on, Bo,
it's just one event.

1127
00:44:58,004 --> 00:45:00,674
Plus, we could win
another five grand.

1128
00:45:00,715 --> 00:45:03,050
We? It's not we,
Noodle, it's me!

1129
00:45:03,092 --> 00:45:04,636
I have to do the racing.

1130
00:45:04,678 --> 00:45:06,053
And I say no!

1131
00:45:06,095 --> 00:45:08,389
Look, you're very pretty,
and I appreciate it a lot,

1132
00:45:08,431 --> 00:45:12,268
but your boat sucks,
and I hate your guts!

1133
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:15,313
Ahh, I'm so sorry
about that.

1134
00:45:15,355 --> 00:45:17,315
Um, we're going to
have to get back to you.

1135
00:45:17,357 --> 00:45:19,192
I'm... I'm sure
the race is still on.

1136
00:45:19,233 --> 00:45:20,694
Whoa! Whoa! Bo!

1137
00:45:20,735 --> 00:45:22,487
What are you...
Is that yours?

1138
00:45:22,529 --> 00:45:24,865
- No.
- Bo!

1139
00:45:24,906 --> 00:45:25,740
Oh, my god.

1140
00:45:25,782 --> 00:45:27,158
I'm... okay,
I am so sorry.

1141
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,326
Let me just... Bo!

1142
00:45:28,368 --> 00:45:30,036
You shove that pink boat
up your ass!

1143
00:45:30,077 --> 00:45:31,954
Do not make me
chase you, young man!

1144
00:45:31,996 --> 00:45:32,873
Fuck you!

1145
00:45:32,914 --> 00:45:34,165
Which one
of you is Shelby?

1146
00:45:40,421 --> 00:45:42,382
Bo, honey, you okay?

1147
00:45:42,423 --> 00:45:45,468
I'm not a girl!

1148
00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:47,053
Well, okay, why don't
you come out here

1149
00:45:47,094 --> 00:45:48,179
and we'll talk about it.

1150
00:45:48,221 --> 00:45:49,597
No!

1151
00:45:49,639 --> 00:45:51,432
I got you two of them
Heart Stopper drinks you like.

1152
00:45:52,934 --> 00:45:55,102
- Heart Stoppers?
- Yeah.

1153
00:45:55,144 --> 00:45:57,522
- Fine!
- Come out here.

1154
00:45:57,564 --> 00:45:58,857
Come here.

1155
00:45:58,899 --> 00:46:00,567
What's going on?

1156
00:46:00,608 --> 00:46:02,819
- I don't know.
- Come sit down.

1157
00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:04,362
- What happened?
- Stupid!

1158
00:46:04,404 --> 00:46:07,741
They want me to ride
in a girl boat.

1159
00:46:07,782 --> 00:46:08,909
What's it got?

1160
00:46:08,950 --> 00:46:11,035
Like big ol' titties
and lashes, or what?

1161
00:46:11,077 --> 00:46:12,829
No, it's pink.

1162
00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,414
It's pink like
a Barbie boat.

1163
00:46:14,455 --> 00:46:16,499
Yeah they're gonna
have me ride in a boat

1164
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,084
where everybody's like,
Oh, there's Bo

1165
00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:20,336
in that pink boat,
what a dumb fuck.

1166
00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,380
Boat races are stupid.
I hate 'em!

1167
00:46:27,176 --> 00:46:29,554
Bo, is there something
else going on with you

1168
00:46:29,596 --> 00:46:30,304
about all this?

1169
00:46:30,346 --> 00:46:31,806
No, I'm just hungry.

1170
00:46:31,848 --> 00:46:33,182
I need a cookie.

1171
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:34,768
- No, hey, Bo, wait, wait.
- I'll go get...

1172
00:46:34,809 --> 00:46:36,102
Hey.

1173
00:46:36,143 --> 00:46:39,146
If it's a secret, Bo,
I can keep a secret.

1174
00:46:39,188 --> 00:46:42,525
Okay? Only you
and me will know.

1175
00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:43,860
You won't tell Noodle?

1176
00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:46,988
Not even Noodle.

1177
00:46:47,029 --> 00:46:48,072
What about God?

1178
00:46:48,114 --> 00:46:49,908
I can't keep a secret
from the Lord.

1179
00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:52,034
He sees and hears everything,
praise be.

1180
00:46:52,076 --> 00:46:54,495
Yeah, I know.
Praise be.

1181
00:46:58,541 --> 00:47:00,084
What?

1182
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,546
I can't hear you.

1183
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,384
Oh, you can't swim.

1184
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:09,719
Yeah, I can't swim.

1185
00:47:09,761 --> 00:47:12,513
Okay. Is that all?

1186
00:47:12,555 --> 00:47:15,266
I'm afraid of the water.

1187
00:47:15,308 --> 00:47:16,267
Okay.

1188
00:47:16,309 --> 00:47:18,311
That's okay, darlin'.

1189
00:47:19,687 --> 00:47:20,647
Okay, what about this?

1190
00:47:20,688 --> 00:47:23,566
What if we find
some place, okay?

1191
00:47:23,608 --> 00:47:26,569
And... and I'll just...
I'll teach you how to swim.

1192
00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:28,154
In water?

1193
00:47:31,699 --> 00:47:34,494
- There, it's in.
- Come on.

1194
00:47:34,535 --> 00:47:36,496
Okay, just give me space.

1195
00:47:36,537 --> 00:47:38,372
Don't you want
to win $5,000?

1196
00:47:38,414 --> 00:47:39,540
Yes. Look.

1197
00:47:39,582 --> 00:47:41,250
See, I'm coming in.
Don't grab me.

1198
00:49:17,847 --> 00:49:19,807
Noodle!

1199
00:49:26,188 --> 00:49:29,109
Team freakin' Boodle!

1200
00:49:29,150 --> 00:49:30,359
Afternoon, folks!

1201
00:49:30,401 --> 00:49:32,112
Remember, on race day,
it ain't safe to have

1202
00:49:32,153 --> 00:49:33,113
your kids swimming
in the water.

1203
00:49:33,154 --> 00:49:34,530
You okay, Bo?

1204
00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:35,698
I don't know.

1205
00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:36,908
I don't think
I'm ready for this.

1206
00:49:36,950 --> 00:49:38,242
It's okay.

1207
00:49:38,284 --> 00:49:41,370
We're all right
here with you.

1208
00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:42,914
Okay.

1209
00:49:42,956 --> 00:49:45,625
Maybe what you're looking for is
right in front of your face.

1210
00:49:45,666 --> 00:49:46,960
But I can't see
nothin' right now

1211
00:49:47,001 --> 00:49:48,377
'cause you're right
in front of my face.

1212
00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:50,630
Could you please move?

1213
00:49:50,671 --> 00:49:51,505
Here you go.

1214
00:49:53,633 --> 00:49:56,302
Okay.
I love you...

1215
00:49:56,343 --> 00:49:57,929
Noodle.

1216
00:49:57,971 --> 00:49:59,931
And Jason, you should
go to church.

1217
00:49:59,973 --> 00:50:02,224
I'm just sayin' things
in case I die.

1218
00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:05,019
All right, let's put
this thing in the water!

1219
00:50:05,061 --> 00:50:06,729
Go ahead,
it's a good day to die!

1220
00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:09,482
Drop me in! Team Boodle!

1221
00:50:09,523 --> 00:50:10,900
All right,
let's get her wet!

1222
00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:15,404
Bye, Bo.

1223
00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:17,281
Good luck out there, Bo.

1224
00:50:17,323 --> 00:50:19,408
I'm a bit nervous,
I gotta be honest.

1225
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,119
Okay, slow, slow.

1226
00:50:21,161 --> 00:50:22,787
The race hasn't
started yet.

1227
00:50:22,829 --> 00:50:23,955
Come on, slow down.

1228
00:50:23,997 --> 00:50:25,665
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm sinking!

1229
00:50:25,706 --> 00:50:26,749
I'm sinking!

1230
00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:27,834
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.

1231
00:50:27,875 --> 00:50:28,960
- You're floating.
- No, I'm not.

1232
00:50:29,002 --> 00:50:30,920
- It's... you're totally fine.
- Uh-uh.

1233
00:50:31,337 --> 00:50:33,047
It's a beautiful day
here at Lake Mead

1234
00:50:33,089 --> 00:50:37,135
for today's Lucas Oil
Drag Boat Racing Series.

1235
00:50:37,177 --> 00:50:39,345
Up next in the pro
modified class

1236
00:50:39,386 --> 00:50:40,680
is our special guest.

1237
00:50:40,721 --> 00:50:43,432
If you follow off-road racing,
you know his name.

1238
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:46,310
It's bastard child tractor man
Beauregard Jackson,

1239
00:50:46,352 --> 00:50:51,357
racing in Shelby Ebert's
hot pink Lucas Oil boat.

1240
00:50:51,398 --> 00:50:54,027
Whoa! Shit!

1241
00:50:54,068 --> 00:50:56,570
Jackson got
a great jump off the line.

1242
00:50:59,115 --> 00:51:01,367
He's holding that Barbie
boat nice and steady.

1243
00:51:01,408 --> 00:51:03,327
This is looking
like a solid run.

1244
00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:07,623
That qualifies Jackson
for the elimination round

1245
00:51:07,665 --> 00:51:09,667
with a time of 5:07!

1246
00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:11,044
He qualified.

1247
00:51:11,085 --> 00:51:13,046
Yeah.

1248
00:51:13,087 --> 00:51:16,883
You know what we should do
is get some food.

1249
00:51:16,924 --> 00:51:19,301
Do you not realize
what's at stake here?

1250
00:51:19,343 --> 00:51:21,637
Oh, steak would be good!

1251
00:51:25,558 --> 00:51:27,060
My soda!

1252
00:51:27,101 --> 00:51:29,020
Stop whining!

1253
00:51:29,062 --> 00:51:30,188
That will bring us

1254
00:51:30,230 --> 00:51:32,899
to the semi-finals
in the modified circuit.

1255
00:51:32,940 --> 00:51:35,068
David Logan
and Beauregard Jackson

1256
00:51:35,109 --> 00:51:36,610
are the first
to match up.

1257
00:51:36,652 --> 00:51:37,945
The winner of this race

1258
00:51:37,987 --> 00:51:40,740
is guaranteed a spot
on the podium.

1259
00:51:46,162 --> 00:51:47,329
This is it!
This is it.

1260
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,624
Jackson gets
a slow start off the line.

1261
00:51:50,666 --> 00:51:53,294
Oh, but no,
look at that boat move!

1262
00:51:53,335 --> 00:51:55,171
Yeah!

1263
00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:56,672
And Jackson wins!

1264
00:51:56,714 --> 00:51:59,675
Guaranteeing himself
a spot in the top two.

1265
00:51:59,717 --> 00:52:01,135
That's my guy!

1266
00:52:01,177 --> 00:52:02,511
- Whoo-hoo!
- Seriously, folks,

1267
00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:03,763
who would have thought

1268
00:52:03,804 --> 00:52:04,764
a bastard tractor driver

1269
00:52:04,805 --> 00:52:06,390
from Tennessee
would be taking on

1270
00:52:06,432 --> 00:52:08,559
veteran Bower
in the finals?

1271
00:52:08,601 --> 00:52:11,353
Whoo!

1272
00:52:11,395 --> 00:52:13,106
Bower jumps out
to the early lead,

1273
00:52:13,147 --> 00:52:15,858
but come on, Bo,
you bastard!

1274
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:17,359
Oh, shit, Bower won.

1275
00:52:17,401 --> 00:52:18,778
But, folks, come on,

1276
00:52:18,819 --> 00:52:20,321
Beauregard Jackson had
a hell of a day.

1277
00:52:20,362 --> 00:52:22,115
Holy shit!

1278
00:52:22,156 --> 00:52:23,532
I didn't die!

1279
00:52:25,118 --> 00:52:26,911
- That's my guy.
- Pink is a cool color.

1280
00:52:26,953 --> 00:52:28,955
I told you pink is cool.

1281
00:52:30,414 --> 00:52:31,749
And let's hear it

1282
00:52:31,791 --> 00:52:34,501
for your second place finisher,
Beauregard Jackson.

1283
00:52:52,812 --> 00:52:53,854
- Hey, Mr. Lawyer.
- Hey!

1284
00:52:53,896 --> 00:52:55,522
Did you see me out there?

1285
00:52:55,564 --> 00:52:56,983
I did.
I was watching.

1286
00:52:57,024 --> 00:52:58,442
- Okay.
- Pretty impressive.

1287
00:52:58,484 --> 00:53:00,987
Looks like Team Boodle might
podium in all these races.

1288
00:53:01,028 --> 00:53:02,322
Maybe.

1289
00:53:02,363 --> 00:53:04,865
- Team Boodle.
- Team Boodle.

1290
00:53:04,907 --> 00:53:06,575
All right,
shall we do this?

1291
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:07,785
- See where we're headed?
- Yeah.

1292
00:53:10,330 --> 00:53:12,456
Oh, that's gross.

1293
00:53:12,498 --> 00:53:16,210
No, it's... it performs
a DNA analysis on your spit.

1294
00:53:16,252 --> 00:53:17,586
- So you gotta...
- So I just spit in here?

1295
00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:19,255
Yeah, just a little spit
right in there.

1296
00:53:22,508 --> 00:53:24,260
Are you... oh, my...

1297
00:53:24,302 --> 00:53:25,761
- No...
- I have a hard time spitting.

1298
00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:26,846
I have a gag reflex.

1299
00:53:26,887 --> 00:53:28,597
- Just spit. Just spit.
- Okay, hold on.

1300
00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:29,598
There's spit
in your mouth.

1301
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,058
Every time we
go somewhere new,

1302
00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:33,060
he has to blowjob
a suitcase?

1303
00:53:33,102 --> 00:53:35,021
- Just let it out into the...
- Okay, there it goes.

1304
00:53:35,062 --> 00:53:37,064
Oh, yep, yep.
Here we go.

1305
00:53:39,359 --> 00:53:41,527
Oh, that scares
me every time.

1306
00:53:41,568 --> 00:53:43,487
It's like how can you not
get used to that?

1307
00:53:43,529 --> 00:53:46,782
Oh, Glen Helen Speedway,
San Bernardino, California.

1308
00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:49,202
A speedway! And speed's
kinda my thing.

1309
00:53:51,745 --> 00:53:53,122
Everything just
feels so great.

1310
00:53:53,164 --> 00:53:54,832
You know what I mean?
Like nothing could possibly...

1311
00:53:54,874 --> 00:53:55,708
- Stop!
- What?

1312
00:53:55,749 --> 00:53:56,834
- Don't say that.
- What?

1313
00:53:56,876 --> 00:53:58,294
The... What?

1314
00:53:58,336 --> 00:53:59,962
You say that all the time,
that nothing can go wrong,

1315
00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:02,006
and then something
immediately goes wrong.

1316
00:54:02,048 --> 00:54:03,383
You understand that, right?

1317
00:54:03,424 --> 00:54:05,009
Oh, come on, he can't
put a hex on things.

1318
00:54:05,051 --> 00:54:06,886
No, yeah,
I cannot use my words

1319
00:54:06,927 --> 00:54:08,095
and change the future.

1320
00:54:08,137 --> 00:54:09,471
I mean come on,
I'm not a witch.

1321
00:54:09,513 --> 00:54:11,224
This... you don't
have to be a witch.

1322
00:54:11,265 --> 00:54:12,975
It's called a jinx.
Have you people...

1323
00:54:13,017 --> 00:54:14,643
you've never heard of
a jinx, honest to God?

1324
00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:16,979
Tell me.
Just please, don't...

1325
00:54:17,021 --> 00:54:19,190
this one time for me,
don't say it.

1326
00:54:22,443 --> 00:54:24,486
- Jason, listen.
- What?

1327
00:54:24,528 --> 00:54:26,697
Buddy, hey.

1328
00:54:26,739 --> 00:54:28,324
Everything's gone good, okay?

1329
00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:29,033
Yes, I know.

1330
00:54:29,075 --> 00:54:29,867
- Nothing...
- What?

1331
00:54:29,909 --> 00:54:30,576
- Could...
- Don't.

1332
00:54:30,617 --> 00:54:31,285
- Possibly...
- Please?

1333
00:54:31,327 --> 00:54:32,036
- Go...
- You're not.

1334
00:54:32,078 --> 00:54:32,786
- Wrong...
- Come on!

1335
00:54:32,828 --> 00:54:33,495
Now.

1336
00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:36,040
Beauregard Jackson?

1337
00:54:36,082 --> 00:54:37,458
Oh, fuck!

1338
00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:41,712
Hi, Vanessa Forrester.

1339
00:54:42,838 --> 00:54:44,298
You were pretty impressive
out there today.

1340
00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:46,092
Okay.

1341
00:54:46,133 --> 00:54:47,885
Uh, well, um...

1342
00:54:49,178 --> 00:54:50,512
I get...

1343
00:54:51,931 --> 00:54:55,017
I mean, um, do we
know each other?

1344
00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:56,269
Oh, well,
I'm a publicist.

1345
00:54:56,310 --> 00:54:58,312
Sorry, I saw
your video online.

1346
00:54:58,354 --> 00:54:59,730
Oh.

1347
00:54:59,772 --> 00:55:01,190
I have a video?

1348
00:55:01,232 --> 00:55:03,859
Yeah, the MAV-TV coverage
from your short-course race.

1349
00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:04,860
It's going viral.

1350
00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:06,946
Oh, no shit?

1351
00:55:06,987 --> 00:55:08,697
- What does that mean?
- It means your sick.

1352
00:55:08,739 --> 00:55:10,699
- No, it doesn't.
- Virus.

1353
00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:12,034
- No.
- I don't know.

1354
00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:13,494
It's... people are watching.

1355
00:55:13,535 --> 00:55:14,536
A lot of people
are watching.

1356
00:55:14,578 --> 00:55:15,662
- Ahh...
- Yes.

1357
00:55:15,704 --> 00:55:17,081
And after what you did
out there today,

1358
00:55:17,123 --> 00:55:18,707
- with the boats...
- Uh-huh?

1359
00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:22,503
I have a feeling that
you could be a big star.

1360
00:55:22,544 --> 00:55:25,381
And I'm always looking
for the next big star.

1361
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:26,215
Well, yeah, I was...

1362
00:55:26,257 --> 00:55:27,758
Okay.

1363
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,885
I mean there's a lot
going on right now.

1364
00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:31,178
Uh, it's a long story.

1365
00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,388
I'm trying to win
this money.

1366
00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:34,890
Well, I do love
a good story, Bo.

1367
00:55:34,932 --> 00:55:37,643
I mean that's
kind of my job.

1368
00:55:37,684 --> 00:55:39,853
I would love to hear it.

1369
00:55:39,895 --> 00:55:42,523
Uh, okay.

1370
00:55:42,564 --> 00:55:43,524
You want a drink?

1371
00:55:43,565 --> 00:55:44,691
Yes, I would love a drink.

1372
00:55:44,733 --> 00:55:46,277
- Okay.
- Thank you.

1373
00:55:46,319 --> 00:55:47,778
Come on in.

1374
00:55:49,696 --> 00:55:51,573
"I love a good story, Bo."

1375
00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:54,535
"I'd love to hear
your stories, Bo."

1376
00:55:57,746 --> 00:55:59,415
They've been in there
for over an hour.

1377
00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:01,375
It's been like 15 minutes.

1378
00:56:01,417 --> 00:56:03,210
Well, this is stupid.

1379
00:56:03,252 --> 00:56:05,296
We should be
out celebrating.

1380
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,549
Let's just... this could
be a really big deal

1381
00:56:08,590 --> 00:56:09,967
for Bo, okay?
So, let's just have

1382
00:56:10,009 --> 00:56:12,719
a little more patience
and understanding.

1383
00:56:12,761 --> 00:56:14,763
They're comin'.
Act natural.

1384
00:56:19,852 --> 00:56:20,894
- So, okay then.
- Okay.

1385
00:56:20,936 --> 00:56:22,480
I'll see you back
in San Bernardino.

1386
00:56:22,522 --> 00:56:24,231
Yeah, thank you so much.
You've been so nice.

1387
00:56:24,273 --> 00:56:25,774
Oh, come on.

1388
00:56:27,276 --> 00:56:29,987
I know a winner
when I see one.

1389
00:56:30,029 --> 00:56:31,405
Well, it was lovely
meeting you guys.

1390
00:56:31,447 --> 00:56:33,699
Bye, Bo.

1391
00:56:33,740 --> 00:56:35,451
All right, bye.
Take care.

1392
00:56:35,493 --> 00:56:37,036
Okay.

1393
00:56:39,663 --> 00:56:42,082
What in the holy hell were
you two talking about in there?

1394
00:56:42,124 --> 00:56:44,418
I don't know. She wants to
do some kind of story on me.

1395
00:56:44,460 --> 00:56:45,503
- Get out!
- Yeah.

1396
00:56:45,545 --> 00:56:47,713
- Hey, that's great, Bo.
- Yeah, congrats.

1397
00:56:47,754 --> 00:56:49,549
Well, let's go party.

1398
00:56:49,590 --> 00:56:52,426
Oh, well, actually Vanessa
is going to be waiting for us

1399
00:56:52,468 --> 00:56:54,094
down the road,
so, we've gotta...

1400
00:56:54,136 --> 00:56:55,346
we gotta start moving.

1401
00:56:55,388 --> 00:56:58,891
Oh, well...

1402
00:56:58,932 --> 00:57:00,642
I'll go feed Eskandar.

1403
00:57:00,684 --> 00:57:03,187
Okay.

1404
00:57:03,229 --> 00:57:04,438
Hey, Bo?

1405
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,439
- Yeah?
- Hey.

1406
00:57:05,481 --> 00:57:07,733
Um, before we
pack up and leave,

1407
00:57:07,774 --> 00:57:09,360
you want to just
have a drink?

1408
00:57:09,402 --> 00:57:10,986
Just you and me?

1409
00:57:12,905 --> 00:57:13,864
No, I'm okay.

1410
00:57:19,579 --> 00:57:21,372
He's an idiot.

1411
00:57:48,399 --> 00:57:51,444
Noodle, I swear I did not
eat your Funyuns.

1412
00:57:51,485 --> 00:57:52,819
Well, they're
not cannibals.

1413
00:57:52,861 --> 00:57:54,113
They didn't eat themselves.

1414
00:57:54,154 --> 00:57:56,240
Hey, Bo!

1415
00:57:56,282 --> 00:57:57,866
Welcome to Glenn Helen.

1416
00:57:57,908 --> 00:57:59,243
How do you know who I am?

1417
00:57:59,285 --> 00:58:01,495
Your publicist Vanessa.
She called me.

1418
00:58:01,537 --> 00:58:02,871
Says you're the real deal.

1419
00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:03,872
King Michaels.

1420
00:58:03,914 --> 00:58:05,541
He's as real
as the sky is blue.

1421
00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:07,668
Well, can you
ride motocross?

1422
00:58:08,377 --> 00:58:10,504
Can I ride motocross?

1423
00:58:10,546 --> 00:58:12,298
Does a frog fart flies?

1424
00:58:13,882 --> 00:58:16,677
- That's a yes.
- Amen.

1425
00:58:16,718 --> 00:58:18,095
Well, I used to ride
with your father Phineus.

1426
00:58:18,137 --> 00:58:20,097
Even let him win
once in a while.

1427
00:58:20,139 --> 00:58:21,223
- Hmm.
- He was like

1428
00:58:21,265 --> 00:58:22,475
a second father to me.

1429
00:58:22,516 --> 00:58:24,560
Well, I never met him,
cause he abandoned me.

1430
00:58:24,602 --> 00:58:26,812
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.

1431
00:58:26,853 --> 00:58:28,355
Yep.

1432
00:58:28,397 --> 00:58:30,023
Well, Vanessa's got
a limo waiting for us.

1433
00:58:30,065 --> 00:58:31,567
We're going to go downtown
and grab some lunch.

1434
00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:32,568
You paying?

1435
00:58:32,610 --> 00:58:34,111
- No, she is.
- Okay!

1436
00:58:34,153 --> 00:58:36,405
You're my new best friend.
Let's go!

1437
00:58:36,447 --> 00:58:37,906
- Sounds good.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

1438
00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:39,492
I'm just supposed
to grab Bo.

1439
00:58:40,534 --> 00:58:42,328
Well, I'm Jason Wilmore.

1440
00:58:42,369 --> 00:58:44,163
I'm executor
of Phineus' estate.

1441
00:58:44,204 --> 00:58:45,164
So, I should probably...

1442
00:58:45,205 --> 00:58:46,540
No.

1443
00:58:46,582 --> 00:58:48,501
Sorry, just Bo.

1444
00:58:48,542 --> 00:58:49,460
Sorry, guys.

1445
00:58:49,502 --> 00:58:51,170
Free food,
my hands are tied.

1446
00:58:51,211 --> 00:58:52,171
Yeah.

1447
00:58:52,212 --> 00:58:53,046
There you go.

1448
00:58:53,088 --> 00:58:54,214
If you bring me more vegetables,

1449
00:58:54,256 --> 00:58:55,090
I'm gonna kick your ass.

1450
00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:56,425
I'm just kiddin'.

1451
00:58:56,467 --> 00:58:58,469
So, I hear Bo is pretty
good at motocross already.

1452
00:58:58,511 --> 00:59:00,012
Well, that's great.

1453
00:59:00,053 --> 00:59:01,930
I want to set up
some interviews for you.

1454
00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:04,141
We need to get
your story out there.

1455
00:59:04,183 --> 00:59:05,184
I don't know.

1456
00:59:05,225 --> 00:59:07,394
I ain't too good
at interviewing.

1457
00:59:07,436 --> 00:59:09,563
Trust me, you're
going to be great.

1458
00:59:09,605 --> 00:59:12,316
You have a natural charm.

1459
00:59:12,358 --> 00:59:13,442
Do I?

1460
00:59:13,484 --> 00:59:15,695
You do.

1461
00:59:15,736 --> 00:59:17,779
Oh, you should interview
Mandy and Noodle, too.

1462
00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:19,156
They're charming.

1463
00:59:19,198 --> 00:59:21,701
- They seem really nice, Bo.
- They are.

1464
00:59:21,742 --> 00:59:24,328
But they're not the ones
racing out there.

1465
00:59:24,370 --> 00:59:27,873
This story is about you.

1466
00:59:27,914 --> 00:59:30,000
They're just along
for the ride.

1467
00:59:30,042 --> 00:59:31,293
Okay? Picture it.

1468
00:59:31,335 --> 00:59:34,380
Beauregard Jackson,
billionaire baby!

1469
00:59:36,048 --> 00:59:39,051
Yeah, like I could be
the star of my own movie.

1470
00:59:39,092 --> 00:59:40,636
- Bingo.
- No.

1471
00:59:40,678 --> 00:59:43,138
You are the star, Bo.

1472
00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:46,099
A big huge star.

1473
00:59:48,769 --> 00:59:49,603
Okay.

1474
01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:55,795
What is it?
Noodle, I'm busy.

1475
01:00:55,836 --> 01:00:57,421
Where are you, Bo?

1476
01:00:57,463 --> 01:00:59,214
You gotta be
here practicing.

1477
01:00:59,256 --> 01:01:01,842
I'm working on marketing
myself right now, you know?

1478
01:01:01,883 --> 01:01:02,884
Getting my face
out there.

1479
01:01:02,926 --> 01:01:04,261
Don't you worry,
I got this.

1480
01:01:04,303 --> 01:01:05,512
These are professionals

1481
01:01:05,554 --> 01:01:07,180
you're racing against.

1482
01:01:07,222 --> 01:01:09,224
You trying to say
I ain't professional?

1483
01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:10,643
Well, the professionals

1484
01:01:10,684 --> 01:01:12,894
- are here practicing, Bo.
- Hey, Bo.

1485
01:01:12,936 --> 01:01:15,188
Would you mind
oiling my back?

1486
01:01:15,230 --> 01:01:17,691
- And I'm worried.
- No, I wouldn't.

1487
01:01:21,278 --> 01:01:22,738
- Here you go.
- I'm gonna sit on your butt.

1488
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:24,490
- Hope I'm not too heavy.
- Oh, no. Ooh!

1489
01:01:24,531 --> 01:01:26,116
No.

1490
01:01:26,158 --> 01:01:27,868
I don't know what Noodle's
problem is, you know?

1491
01:01:27,909 --> 01:01:29,244
Your star is rising.

1492
01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:31,831
They just want to ride
your coattails.

1493
01:01:31,872 --> 01:01:34,958
Yeah, ride my coattails.

1494
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,043
You're your own man
now, Bo.

1495
01:01:37,085 --> 01:01:39,463
I am.
I am my own man.

1496
01:01:43,342 --> 01:01:46,178
Try... try the jump.

1497
01:01:46,219 --> 01:01:47,680
Okay.

1498
01:01:50,932 --> 01:01:52,351
Umm, no.

1499
01:01:52,392 --> 01:01:53,853
You're really bad at this.

1500
01:01:53,894 --> 01:01:55,437
Really bad, yeah.

1501
01:01:55,479 --> 01:01:56,438
Hey, guys.

1502
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,774
The star has returned.

1503
01:02:02,110 --> 01:02:04,321
Where the hell
have you been?

1504
01:02:04,363 --> 01:02:05,698
Bo has been busy.

1505
01:02:05,739 --> 01:02:08,408
Yeah, well, Bo has got
a race tomorrow,

1506
01:02:08,450 --> 01:02:10,536
and Bo hasn't been on
the track all this week.

1507
01:02:10,577 --> 01:02:11,620
What the hell do you care?

1508
01:02:11,662 --> 01:02:12,830
You afraid you're not
gonna be able

1509
01:02:12,872 --> 01:02:14,414
to ride my coattails
no more?

1510
01:02:15,749 --> 01:02:16,917
What's that now?

1511
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,837
I have to do all the racing,
all the winning.

1512
01:02:19,879 --> 01:02:21,672
All you gotta do is
collect $100 a day

1513
01:02:21,714 --> 01:02:23,048
and party with
Heart Stopper girls

1514
01:02:23,089 --> 01:02:25,133
based on my famousness.

1515
01:02:25,175 --> 01:02:27,594
Are you being serious
right now?

1516
01:02:27,636 --> 01:02:28,888
And how come you get
so many letters

1517
01:02:28,929 --> 01:02:29,847
in the team name?

1518
01:02:29,889 --> 01:02:31,223
It's like your whole name!

1519
01:02:31,264 --> 01:02:34,100
The first two letters of
Boodle are Bo.

1520
01:02:34,142 --> 01:02:36,061
That is literally
your whole name.

1521
01:02:36,102 --> 01:02:37,730
That is your O,
not my O.

1522
01:02:37,771 --> 01:02:38,731
Oodle, Noodle.

1523
01:02:38,772 --> 01:02:39,899
All I get is the B.

1524
01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:41,817
- Bo, calm down.
- No, uh-uh!

1525
01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:43,360
This is just like
when we were kids.

1526
01:02:43,402 --> 01:02:45,404
You only wanted to be my
friend when I was winning.

1527
01:02:45,445 --> 01:02:46,988
And then Tommy
started winning

1528
01:02:47,030 --> 01:02:48,824
and then you
were his friend.

1529
01:02:48,866 --> 01:02:50,367
We were all friends!

1530
01:02:50,409 --> 01:02:51,993
And we were all
just happy for him.

1531
01:02:52,035 --> 01:02:53,328
I wasn't happy for Tommy!

1532
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:55,205
I was supposed
to win that race.

1533
01:02:55,247 --> 01:02:57,165
I was supposed
to be the winner.

1534
01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:59,209
A real friend
would have seen that.

1535
01:02:59,251 --> 01:03:03,004
I am your real friend, Bo.

1536
01:03:03,046 --> 01:03:04,631
Not from where
I'm standing.

1537
01:03:12,097 --> 01:03:15,225
Well...

1538
01:03:15,267 --> 01:03:19,354
if that's the way
you feel...

1539
01:03:19,396 --> 01:03:20,981
I'm out.

1540
01:03:21,022 --> 01:03:23,692
Good luck tomorrow.

1541
01:03:23,734 --> 01:03:25,151
I don't need luck.

1542
01:03:25,193 --> 01:03:26,737
I never need luck.

1543
01:03:26,779 --> 01:03:28,614
I ain't no leprechaun.

1544
01:03:28,655 --> 01:03:30,866
Hey.

1545
01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:32,367
What's going on, Bo?

1546
01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,954
I do not need a speech
from you, too.

1547
01:03:34,995 --> 01:03:36,204
Okay?

1548
01:03:36,246 --> 01:03:38,290
I am tired of everybody
telling me what to do.

1549
01:03:38,331 --> 01:03:40,333
I'm my own man now.
My own Bo.

1550
01:03:42,461 --> 01:03:44,546
Okay, Bo.

1551
01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:51,219
Should I just...

1552
01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:53,054
- Yep!
- Yeah, okay.

1553
01:03:53,096 --> 01:03:54,389
It's another hot one

1554
01:03:54,431 --> 01:03:58,226
out here at
the world famous Glen Helen.

1555
01:03:58,268 --> 01:04:01,313
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have 20 laps of racing

1556
01:04:01,354 --> 01:04:03,189
today in our open event.

1557
01:04:03,231 --> 01:04:05,525
Of course, the big name
out here today

1558
01:04:05,567 --> 01:04:09,070
is Beauregard Jackson,
sporting the number 27.

1559
01:04:12,491 --> 01:04:13,533
- That's right, baby!
- Kill it, Bo!

1560
01:04:21,541 --> 01:04:22,542
- There you go.
- Okay.

1561
01:04:22,584 --> 01:04:24,419
The riders are lined up.

1562
01:04:24,461 --> 01:04:26,880
The gates are down
and here we go!

1563
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:37,057
It's shoulder to shoulder
out here in the beginning.

1564
01:04:37,098 --> 01:04:40,393
Jacobs and Bishop lead
the pack at the opening turn.

1565
01:04:40,435 --> 01:04:42,312
But with so many
challenging riders

1566
01:04:42,354 --> 01:04:43,480
out here today,

1567
01:04:43,522 --> 01:04:46,316
this is literally
anybody's race.

1568
01:04:50,445 --> 01:04:52,238
Why's my bike so slow?

1569
01:04:56,785 --> 01:04:58,578
In spite of
all the hype surrounding

1570
01:04:58,620 --> 01:04:59,913
Beauregard Jackson
this week,

1571
01:04:59,955 --> 01:05:02,875
he is really struggling
out there today.

1572
01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:05,836
What the hell
is going on?

1573
01:05:05,878 --> 01:05:07,420
Halfway through the race,

1574
01:05:07,462 --> 01:05:10,382
Jacobs still holds a slight lead
over Kennedy and Brown.

1575
01:05:12,425 --> 01:05:13,802
Stupid bike!

1576
01:05:15,136 --> 01:05:16,346
Come on, Bo.

1577
01:05:19,766 --> 01:05:21,727
Jackson seems
to be out of his element

1578
01:05:21,768 --> 01:05:23,896
and just can't keep up
with the leaders.

1579
01:05:25,064 --> 01:05:26,773
Oww! What the...

1580
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:29,651
Jackson
looks to be falling

1581
01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,444
even further behind.

1582
01:05:31,486 --> 01:05:32,362
You came?

1583
01:05:32,404 --> 01:05:34,531
- Yeah, I did.
- That's great!

1584
01:05:34,573 --> 01:05:37,200
There might be a limiter
on Bo's throttle.

1585
01:05:37,242 --> 01:05:38,618
Well, how would
you know that?

1586
01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:40,286
Engine whisperer?

1587
01:05:40,328 --> 01:05:42,081
- Oh, that's a thing, yeah.
- Yeah.

1588
01:05:42,122 --> 01:05:43,707
You've gotta tell him.

1589
01:05:43,749 --> 01:05:45,333
No, no, you...
you tell him.

1590
01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:46,835
He won't listen to me.

1591
01:05:46,877 --> 01:05:48,420
We're in a fight.

1592
01:05:48,461 --> 01:05:51,006
Well, look, I'm not supposed
to really get that involved.

1593
01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:53,341
If he's gonna
podium this race,

1594
01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:54,760
you've gotta tell him.

1595
01:05:58,931 --> 01:06:00,891
But what if...
Noodle? Noodle!

1596
01:06:07,188 --> 01:06:09,524
- Bo, Bo!
- Hi, Jason.

1597
01:06:15,114 --> 01:06:16,907
It really looks
like Beauregard Jackson

1598
01:06:16,949 --> 01:06:19,076
is getting frustrated
out there today.

1599
01:06:19,118 --> 01:06:21,745
He just can't seem
to find his gear.

1600
01:06:22,871 --> 01:06:23,705
Bo!

1601
01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:25,165
- Bo, Bo!
- Not now!

1602
01:06:25,206 --> 01:06:26,374
Bo, Bo!

1603
01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:27,793
After his amazing performance

1604
01:06:27,834 --> 01:06:31,296
in Pro-4's short-course racing
and his unbelievable run

1605
01:06:31,337 --> 01:06:34,299
in drag boats,
I thought maybe, just maybe,

1606
01:06:34,340 --> 01:06:37,302
he'd surprise us
all again out here today.

1607
01:06:42,348 --> 01:06:43,809
What the hell is he doing?

1608
01:06:45,102 --> 01:06:46,770
- Why is he on the track?
- Uh-oh!

1609
01:06:46,812 --> 01:06:51,691
It looks like a crazy fan
has got himself onto the track.

1610
01:06:51,733 --> 01:06:53,276
What the hell
is wrong with you?

1611
01:06:53,318 --> 01:06:54,778
There's a limiter
on your throttle!

1612
01:06:54,820 --> 01:06:56,029
- What?
- I don't know.

1613
01:06:56,071 --> 01:06:57,447
It's something
on the bike.

1614
01:06:57,489 --> 01:06:59,574
- Check your bike!
- My bike?

1615
01:07:02,953 --> 01:07:04,037
It's a chipper clipper!

1616
01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:08,083
Security is
removing that crazed fan now.

1617
01:07:09,209 --> 01:07:11,128
Ooh, that's gonna
leave a mark!

1618
01:07:11,170 --> 01:07:12,212
What an idiot!

1619
01:07:12,253 --> 01:07:14,297
I don't know, I think
he's kinda cute.

1620
01:07:14,339 --> 01:07:16,175
Get up! Crazy fool!

1621
01:07:16,216 --> 01:07:18,135
Let's get our bikes
back humming, folks.

1622
01:07:18,177 --> 01:07:21,221
We're about to go green
with only six laps to go.

1623
01:07:21,262 --> 01:07:22,222
Hi!

1624
01:07:22,263 --> 01:07:23,890
Oh, the bike is faster!

1625
01:07:26,726 --> 01:07:28,687
Jackson seems to
have found a new gear

1626
01:07:28,728 --> 01:07:30,772
as he's now chasing
down the pack.

1627
01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:32,232
That one took it!

1628
01:07:32,273 --> 01:07:35,027
Number 27, Jackson,
with a nice pass.

1629
01:07:37,988 --> 01:07:39,280
Whoo!

1630
01:07:47,789 --> 01:07:50,209
Jackson is flying
by the competition now.

1631
01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:51,877
He's a man on a mission.

1632
01:07:54,546 --> 01:07:56,422
With only one lap to go,

1633
01:07:56,464 --> 01:07:58,675
Jackson has climbed
into third place.

1634
01:07:58,717 --> 01:08:00,301
He just needs to
hold this position

1635
01:08:00,343 --> 01:08:01,302
to finish on the podium.

1636
01:08:01,344 --> 01:08:03,596
Whoo!

1637
01:08:08,434 --> 01:08:09,728
As we approach
the finish line,

1638
01:08:09,769 --> 01:08:11,938
Jacobs pulled away
and is going to

1639
01:08:11,980 --> 01:08:13,356
take first place easily,

1640
01:08:13,398 --> 01:08:14,858
followed by Vaughn
in second.

1641
01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:17,736
And here comes
Jackson to the line!

1642
01:08:20,405 --> 01:08:23,575
Oh, shit!
I'm going upside down!

1643
01:08:25,785 --> 01:08:26,870
Oh!

1644
01:08:26,912 --> 01:08:28,205
Both the bike and Jackson

1645
01:08:28,247 --> 01:08:30,165
make it over the finish line
to take third place

1646
01:08:30,207 --> 01:08:34,419
in one of the wildest finishes
I have ever seen!

1647
01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:36,462
Oh, shit,
that hurt so much.

1648
01:08:36,504 --> 01:08:37,672
Well, it seems
like there's nothing

1649
01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:39,883
that can stop
Beauregard Jackson.

1650
01:08:39,925 --> 01:08:42,219
Whoo!

1651
01:08:42,261 --> 01:08:44,971
Underneath the Yamaha Bridge.

1652
01:08:45,013 --> 01:08:47,974
I'm in a tunnel,
motherfucker!

1653
01:08:50,810 --> 01:08:52,520
Yes.

1654
01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:55,274
That was not the plan.

1655
01:08:55,315 --> 01:08:57,358
Obviously.

1656
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,735
It wasn't my fault.

1657
01:08:58,777 --> 01:09:01,321
It was that dildo Jason.

1658
01:09:01,362 --> 01:09:04,365
He knew about
the bike somehow.

1659
01:09:04,407 --> 01:09:07,160
I need you to focus
and stop dicking around.

1660
01:09:07,202 --> 01:09:09,662
He cannot even enter
the next race.

1661
01:09:09,704 --> 01:09:11,331
Do you hear me?

1662
01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:18,255
Hey! Noodle! Mandy!

1663
01:09:18,297 --> 01:09:20,215
Hey, there, superstar!

1664
01:09:22,884 --> 01:09:25,262
God, what
an amazing comeback.

1665
01:09:25,304 --> 01:09:26,805
What?

1666
01:09:26,846 --> 01:09:30,142
Oh, the race.
Right. Uh, yeah.

1667
01:09:30,183 --> 01:09:31,143
The bike was all...

1668
01:09:31,184 --> 01:09:32,393
Yes, the bike.

1669
01:09:32,435 --> 01:09:35,563
I mean you made it go
so much faster.

1670
01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:36,689
Yeah.

1671
01:09:36,731 --> 01:09:38,024
Yeah, I think King
did something to it.

1672
01:09:38,066 --> 01:09:39,609
He was acting a little
weird back there.

1673
01:09:39,651 --> 01:09:42,612
I bet he did.
I never trusted him.

1674
01:09:42,654 --> 01:09:45,282
God, you're like
really smart.

1675
01:09:45,324 --> 01:09:47,909
Thank you for noticing.

1676
01:09:47,951 --> 01:09:49,410
Okay, so where to next?

1677
01:09:49,452 --> 01:09:52,622
Oh, um, well,
there's this box.

1678
01:09:52,664 --> 01:09:54,666
It tells me what I need
to do and all that

1679
01:09:54,707 --> 01:09:56,335
and, um,
it's impossible to open.

1680
01:09:56,376 --> 01:09:57,794
It's like
a James Bond type thing.

1681
01:09:57,836 --> 01:09:59,129
You've gotta get
like DNA testing

1682
01:09:59,171 --> 01:10:01,422
- and all that kind of jazz.
- Sure, of course.

1683
01:10:01,464 --> 01:10:02,257
Like that?

1684
01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:04,092
Yeah, like that.

1685
01:10:04,134 --> 01:10:07,012
Uh, I did not know
that did that.

1686
01:10:07,053 --> 01:10:08,596
I was not aware.

1687
01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:11,224
Monster Jam Arena,
Anaheim, California.

1688
01:10:11,266 --> 01:10:12,475
Okay, now this is it.

1689
01:10:12,517 --> 01:10:13,643
This is the last stop.

1690
01:10:13,685 --> 01:10:14,936
- Mm-hmm.
- All right?

1691
01:10:14,978 --> 01:10:16,271
So, come on, you're riding
with me in my limo.

1692
01:10:16,313 --> 01:10:17,730
Wa-wa-wait, wait. I...

1693
01:10:17,772 --> 01:10:18,898
I gotta wait
for my team.

1694
01:10:18,940 --> 01:10:19,774
- Your team?
- Yeah.

1695
01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:21,067
What team?

1696
01:10:21,109 --> 01:10:23,987
The team that abandoned you
out there today?

1697
01:10:24,029 --> 01:10:25,989
Screw them, Bo!

1698
01:10:27,907 --> 01:10:29,742
Look, you don't need them.

1699
01:10:29,784 --> 01:10:30,827
Okay?

1700
01:10:30,869 --> 01:10:33,454
And besides, you've...
you've got me.

1701
01:10:50,096 --> 01:10:51,431
Yeah, okay,
whatever you say.

1702
01:10:51,472 --> 01:10:53,725
- I'll do it.
- Let's go!

1703
01:10:53,766 --> 01:10:55,727
Anaheim, here we come!

1704
01:11:03,484 --> 01:11:05,320
Was that Bo?

1705
01:11:05,362 --> 01:11:06,738
Yeah.

1706
01:11:06,779 --> 01:11:09,699
He found himself
another ride.

1707
01:11:09,741 --> 01:11:10,992
We gotta get going.

1708
01:11:11,034 --> 01:11:13,370
Screw him, I'm not
going to Anaheim.

1709
01:11:13,412 --> 01:11:15,330
Anaheim?

1710
01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:16,581
No.

1711
01:11:16,622 --> 01:11:19,209
I gotta go get
Jason out of jail.

1712
01:11:19,251 --> 01:11:21,461
Jail?

1713
01:11:21,502 --> 01:11:23,380
- Holy...
- Shit.

1714
01:11:26,091 --> 01:11:27,342
- Like it?
- Yeah!

1715
01:11:27,384 --> 01:11:28,885
Yeah, I like it.

1716
01:11:28,927 --> 01:11:31,512
This is amazing!
Oh!

1717
01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:37,102
I feel like I'm rich,
but I'm not, you know?

1718
01:11:37,143 --> 01:11:39,145
What you wanna do now?

1719
01:11:42,648 --> 01:11:44,984
Holy shit!

1720
01:11:45,026 --> 01:11:46,403
You like?

1721
01:11:49,781 --> 01:11:51,657
Uh, is solitary
an option?

1722
01:11:55,703 --> 01:11:56,746
Hey, guys.

1723
01:12:02,127 --> 01:12:03,795
Who's my big champion?

1724
01:12:06,589 --> 01:12:08,133
I am!

1725
01:12:30,989 --> 01:12:32,031
Now this is a party.

1726
01:12:38,288 --> 01:12:40,832
Now this is a party.

1727
01:12:40,873 --> 01:12:42,625
Noodle!

1728
01:12:43,876 --> 01:12:46,463
You kicked me right in my balls.
That hurt like hell.

1729
01:12:46,505 --> 01:12:48,131
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God.

1730
01:12:48,173 --> 01:12:49,299
Are you pooping?

1731
01:12:49,341 --> 01:12:50,216
No.

1732
01:12:50,258 --> 01:12:51,510
There was just
nowhere to sit.

1733
01:12:51,551 --> 01:12:53,845
- I couldn't...
- Watch your head.

1734
01:12:53,886 --> 01:12:56,389
Thank you, thank you.

1735
01:12:56,431 --> 01:12:58,808
I'll send you that recipe
we talked about.

1736
01:12:58,850 --> 01:13:00,268
- Slap me.
- I'm not gonna slap you.

1737
01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:04,147
Ah, Jesus!
What is wrong with you?

1738
01:13:05,731 --> 01:13:06,858
Yes!

1739
01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:15,325
Oh, good job.

1740
01:13:15,367 --> 01:13:16,826
- Thank God.
- Thank you.

1741
01:13:16,868 --> 01:13:18,286
I'm so glad you're okay.

1742
01:13:18,328 --> 01:13:19,620
Oh, thank you for
bailing me out.

1743
01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:21,831
- Mm-hmm.
- Where is Bo?

1744
01:13:21,873 --> 01:13:23,666
Oh, he rode with Vanessa.

1745
01:13:23,708 --> 01:13:24,959
To where?

1746
01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:26,711
He said Anaheim.

1747
01:13:28,296 --> 01:13:29,506
That's near Hollywood

1748
01:13:29,548 --> 01:13:31,591
where they make movies
about beautiful people

1749
01:13:31,632 --> 01:13:33,259
doing cool sexy things.

1750
01:13:33,301 --> 01:13:37,013
Yeah, they make other kinds
of movies there, too.

1751
01:13:37,055 --> 01:13:38,848
Oh, God.
You know what?

1752
01:13:38,890 --> 01:13:39,932
I bet it's
this Monster Jam.

1753
01:13:39,974 --> 01:13:41,351
This is not good.

1754
01:13:41,393 --> 01:13:42,727
Oh, don't worry,
he'll be great,

1755
01:13:42,768 --> 01:13:43,811
He loves big trucks.

1756
01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:45,980
No, it's not...
this is tomorrow night.

1757
01:13:46,022 --> 01:13:47,482
Does he have any idea?

1758
01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,691
Whatever.

1759
01:13:48,733 --> 01:13:50,443
He don't need us taking
care of him anymore.

1760
01:13:50,485 --> 01:13:51,861
He's got Vanessa now.

1761
01:13:51,903 --> 01:13:54,739
Vanessa, yeah, that's exactly
what I'm worried about.

1762
01:14:12,507 --> 01:14:13,883
He's not picking up.

1763
01:14:13,925 --> 01:14:15,093
We've gotta go find him.

1764
01:14:15,134 --> 01:14:17,220
No! Didn't you hear him
at the track, Jason?

1765
01:14:17,262 --> 01:14:18,721
He don't need
our help no more.

1766
01:14:18,763 --> 01:14:20,640
He did kind of
leave you in jail.

1767
01:14:20,681 --> 01:14:22,975
I know, I know, look.

1768
01:14:23,017 --> 01:14:24,936
This is my job.
Just let me do it,

1769
01:14:24,977 --> 01:14:26,521
see this thing
through, please.

1770
01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:27,897
Your job?

1771
01:14:27,939 --> 01:14:30,108
Is that why you ran on
the track like a crazy man?

1772
01:14:30,149 --> 01:14:32,068
Just some job?

1773
01:14:32,110 --> 01:14:33,945
You know what
I think, Noodle?

1774
01:14:33,986 --> 01:14:36,573
I think this guy
is starting to like us.

1775
01:14:36,615 --> 01:14:37,823
No.

1776
01:14:37,865 --> 01:14:40,619
No, it's not that,
it's just, this is a job.

1777
01:14:40,660 --> 01:14:42,036
- You like us.
- No.

1778
01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:43,829
- You're in love with us.
- No, I...

1779
01:14:43,871 --> 01:14:44,830
You wanna be
our best friend.

1780
01:14:44,872 --> 01:14:45,831
- You do.
- No, I..

1781
01:14:45,873 --> 01:14:47,292
You like us.

1782
01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:49,377
All right fine, yes,
I like you guys, all right?

1783
01:14:49,419 --> 01:14:51,170
You're nice, and you do
nice things for each other,

1784
01:14:51,212 --> 01:14:52,631
and you get me out of jail

1785
01:14:52,672 --> 01:14:55,758
and the people I know don't
normally behave like that.

1786
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,760
The people you know
are dicks.

1787
01:14:57,802 --> 01:15:01,139
Big fat penises.

1788
01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:03,558
Yeah, I know
a lot of dicks.

1789
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,893
Well, we're not dicks.

1790
01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:07,979
He's our friend,
let's go help him.

1791
01:15:08,020 --> 01:15:09,397
- Yeah.
- No.

1792
01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:10,773
Ya'll I'm not going.

1793
01:15:10,815 --> 01:15:12,692
I'm not gonna chase
after Bo anymore.

1794
01:15:12,733 --> 01:15:14,486
But you like Bo.

1795
01:15:14,527 --> 01:15:16,279
Yeah, I do like Bo.

1796
01:15:16,321 --> 01:15:18,448
I like him too much.

1797
01:15:18,490 --> 01:15:21,033
I've liked him
my whole life.

1798
01:15:21,075 --> 01:15:22,201
I'm sorry, Noodle,

1799
01:15:22,243 --> 01:15:24,078
but when you're older
you'll understand.

1800
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,913
But I'm your age.

1801
01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:28,833
Yeah, no, it's just
a different, um...

1802
01:15:28,874 --> 01:15:30,502
but I understand,
Mandy, all right?

1803
01:15:30,543 --> 01:15:31,628
Just come with us
to Anaheim

1804
01:15:31,670 --> 01:15:34,631
and I'll get you
back to Tennessee.

1805
01:15:34,673 --> 01:15:36,508
Thank you, Jason.

1806
01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:40,178
Count me in!

1807
01:15:40,219 --> 01:15:41,554
Of course you're in.

1808
01:15:41,596 --> 01:15:43,431
You got nowhere else
to go.

1809
01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:47,560
I forgot that guy
was back there.

1810
01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:06,579
I'm sorry, just, you're
a hard woman to find, Chrissy.

1811
01:16:06,621 --> 01:16:10,625
Jason, did you
lose something?

1812
01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:11,792
Where's Bo?

1813
01:16:11,834 --> 01:16:14,462
I don't know what
you're talking about.

1814
01:16:14,504 --> 01:16:16,130
His final race is today.

1815
01:16:16,172 --> 01:16:18,216
Mmm...

1816
01:16:18,257 --> 01:16:23,763
No, Jason, his last race
was yesterday.

1817
01:16:23,804 --> 01:16:26,516
Now I hope you enjoy
your little dipshit friends

1818
01:16:26,558 --> 01:16:29,894
and they help you get a job at
the Tennessee suck and fuck

1819
01:16:29,935 --> 01:16:31,730
when I take over
my Dad's company.

1820
01:16:33,064 --> 01:16:35,525
'Cause I am never
giving you a job,

1821
01:16:35,567 --> 01:16:39,571
and you're never going
to enjoy all of this.

1822
01:16:43,908 --> 01:16:45,951
It's not that great
anyway, that...

1823
01:16:45,993 --> 01:16:47,119
this whole....

1824
01:16:47,161 --> 01:16:48,996
Let me tell you,
I don't need any of that.

1825
01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:53,042
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

1826
01:16:55,878 --> 01:16:57,880
Idiot.

1827
01:16:57,922 --> 01:17:00,675
Look, Michael,
all I need to know from you

1828
01:17:00,717 --> 01:17:04,637
is your biggest room service
order from last night.

1829
01:17:12,729 --> 01:17:14,188
Bo!

1830
01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:16,107
Bo, buddy.

1831
01:17:16,148 --> 01:17:17,858
Hey, Bo, come on, wake up.

1832
01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:19,652
- Jason!
- You okay?

1833
01:17:19,694 --> 01:17:21,237
What happened here
last night?

1834
01:17:21,279 --> 01:17:23,155
- Where's Vanessa?
- I don't know.

1835
01:17:23,197 --> 01:17:25,366
We made love.
I think we did.

1836
01:17:25,408 --> 01:17:26,992
I don't know,
I don't remember.

1837
01:17:27,034 --> 01:17:28,411
Okay.

1838
01:17:28,453 --> 01:17:29,870
- Why does this always happen?
- Vanessa tricked you.

1839
01:17:29,912 --> 01:17:31,497
I always fall in love
with the wrong people.

1840
01:17:31,539 --> 01:17:33,249
You have one more race,
it's tonight.

1841
01:17:33,291 --> 01:17:34,917
- Tonight?
- We have to get you up.

1842
01:17:34,959 --> 01:17:36,335
Hold on, I'm lovesick.

1843
01:17:36,377 --> 01:17:38,045
- Give me a moment.
- Give me...

1844
01:17:38,087 --> 01:17:39,547
Come on, up. Up!

1845
01:17:39,589 --> 01:17:41,382
I don't want
to race ever again.

1846
01:17:41,424 --> 01:17:43,635
Let's give you
one more race.

1847
01:17:43,676 --> 01:17:45,094
- There we go.
- Oh, yeah.

1848
01:17:45,136 --> 01:17:46,596
- I'm all right.
- All right, good.

1849
01:17:46,638 --> 01:17:48,848
Oh...

1850
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,560
Oh, yeah.

1851
01:17:52,602 --> 01:17:54,103
Let it out, let it out.

1852
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,571
Oh, God.
Oh, buddy, buddy.

1853
01:18:03,613 --> 01:18:04,989
Hold on.
We're good.

1854
01:18:05,030 --> 01:18:05,948
It's good, it's good,
it's good.

1855
01:18:05,990 --> 01:18:06,949
Leave it, leave it.

1856
01:18:06,991 --> 01:18:08,075
I'll come back for it.

1857
01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:09,118
Oh, God, this is it.
This is the truck.

1858
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,244
Okay, let's do it.

1859
01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:11,579
- Let's do it.
- Hey, excuse me, ladies.

1860
01:18:11,621 --> 01:18:13,080
- Linsey Weenk?
- Oh, hey, hey.

1861
01:18:13,122 --> 01:18:14,206
Oh, God, hi.
Good to meet ya.

1862
01:18:14,248 --> 01:18:15,040
You Bo?

1863
01:18:15,082 --> 01:18:16,375
No, no, no.
I'm not Bo.

1864
01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:18,336
Uh... that's Bo.

1865
01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:24,008
Oh, has he ever driven
a monster truck before?

1866
01:18:24,049 --> 01:18:25,551
Uh...

1867
01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:30,348
Anaheim, California,

1868
01:18:30,389 --> 01:18:35,687
are you ready to
experience Monster Jam?

1869
01:18:35,728 --> 01:18:38,815
Hold on to your seats,
for all the racing

1870
01:18:38,857 --> 01:18:40,650
and freestyle action.

1871
01:18:40,692 --> 01:18:42,777
Eh, how's this...
Is it?

1872
01:18:42,819 --> 01:18:44,111
How do you get it on?

1873
01:18:44,153 --> 01:18:46,614
Oh, okay, that works.

1874
01:18:46,656 --> 01:18:48,032
Okay, sorry, sorry.

1875
01:18:48,073 --> 01:18:52,077
Sorry, sorry.

1876
01:18:52,119 --> 01:18:54,455
All right, did you get
Mandy off okay?

1877
01:18:54,497 --> 01:18:57,416
Yeah, I dropped her off
at the bus station.

1878
01:18:57,458 --> 01:19:00,252
No I, I to you to
fly her home.

1879
01:19:00,294 --> 01:19:05,007
There's no such thing as
a flying bus, Jason.

1880
01:19:05,049 --> 01:19:06,008
That is true.

1881
01:19:06,050 --> 01:19:07,301
All right,
there's three events.

1882
01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:09,512
The first one's
a speed event.

1883
01:19:09,554 --> 01:19:11,931
He's just got to beat this guy,
advance a few rounds,

1884
01:19:11,972 --> 01:19:13,391
and then he'll get
some decent points.

1885
01:19:13,432 --> 01:19:15,142
Our next matchup
is Jon Zimmer

1886
01:19:15,184 --> 01:19:18,103
in his fire breathing
dragon ice truck.

1887
01:19:18,145 --> 01:19:19,689
Does mine breath fire?

1888
01:19:19,731 --> 01:19:23,651
Oh, wait.
Uh, this and this.

1889
01:19:23,693 --> 01:19:25,110
He'll be taking on
rising motorsports star,

1890
01:19:25,152 --> 01:19:26,278
- Beauregard Jackson.
- Okay, where's prism?

1891
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:27,613
Yeah this works.

1892
01:19:27,655 --> 01:19:28,865
He is driving
the Lucas Oil Crusader.

1893
01:19:28,907 --> 01:19:30,991
I got it! Yes!

1894
01:19:31,033 --> 01:19:34,078
Let's give him
a warm Monster Jam welcome.

1895
01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:41,627
You said you
had this handled.

1896
01:19:41,669 --> 01:19:43,713
He was out cold.

1897
01:19:47,466 --> 01:19:49,886
Here we go.

1898
01:19:49,928 --> 01:19:51,596
Both trucks are
good off the line.

1899
01:19:55,182 --> 01:19:56,809
Go, go.

1900
01:19:56,851 --> 01:19:58,561
Zimmer's up by a leap.

1901
01:19:58,603 --> 01:20:00,479
Jackson needs to punch it
into this final turn.

1902
01:20:02,481 --> 01:20:05,735
Shit! Aah!
Not upside down!

1903
01:20:05,777 --> 01:20:07,111
Ooh!

1904
01:20:07,152 --> 01:20:09,697
And the crusader goes
tits up in the speed round.

1905
01:20:09,739 --> 01:20:13,117
Well, folks, so much
for our rising star.

1906
01:20:13,158 --> 01:20:16,287
He is one and done
in the speed round.

1907
01:20:16,328 --> 01:20:17,705
Thank you!

1908
01:20:25,713 --> 01:20:27,799
Rough start.

1909
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,550
Can I even come back
from that?

1910
01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:32,470
There's still
two more events.

1911
01:20:32,511 --> 01:20:34,305
I don't know what to do.

1912
01:20:34,346 --> 01:20:37,182
I wish Noodle was here.

1913
01:20:37,224 --> 01:20:38,977
I can, uh, help
with that wish.

1914
01:20:39,018 --> 01:20:41,520
You look like shit.

1915
01:20:41,562 --> 01:20:46,943
Noodle!

1916
01:20:46,985 --> 01:20:47,902
I'm so sorry.

1917
01:20:47,944 --> 01:20:49,988
I'm a fucking idiot.

1918
01:20:50,029 --> 01:20:51,530
There there, you're not.

1919
01:20:51,572 --> 01:20:53,365
I wronged you.

1920
01:20:53,407 --> 01:20:54,450
I forgive you.

1921
01:20:54,492 --> 01:20:56,410
You're a ray
of fucking sunshine.

1922
01:20:56,452 --> 01:20:59,038
You're a ray
of fucking sunshine.

1923
01:20:59,079 --> 01:21:01,582
Did you see me
driving out there?

1924
01:21:01,624 --> 01:21:03,208
I would not
call that driving.

1925
01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:03,918
I know.

1926
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,086
It only gets harder too.

1927
01:21:06,128 --> 01:21:07,338
I'm here, too, Bo.

1928
01:21:07,379 --> 01:21:09,381
Yeah, hey, Eskie,
how's it going?

1929
01:21:09,423 --> 01:21:10,675
Well, the team
is together, right?

1930
01:21:10,716 --> 01:21:11,843
Two more events.

1931
01:21:11,884 --> 01:21:13,719
Go out there and
claim your fortune, Bo.

1932
01:21:13,761 --> 01:21:15,220
What about Mandy?

1933
01:21:15,262 --> 01:21:17,348
Is she here too?

1934
01:21:17,389 --> 01:21:20,518
Oh, I uh... she's on
her way to Tennessee.

1935
01:21:20,559 --> 01:21:22,645
I dropped her off
at the bus station.

1936
01:21:22,687 --> 01:21:25,731
Damn, I really
messed it up with her.

1937
01:21:25,773 --> 01:21:27,358
She hates me now.

1938
01:21:27,399 --> 01:21:30,695
Oh, my God, she's
in love with you, Bo.

1939
01:21:30,736 --> 01:21:31,612
What?

1940
01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:33,405
You love Mandy,
Mandy loves you.

1941
01:21:33,447 --> 01:21:34,782
You just gotta tell her.

1942
01:21:34,824 --> 01:21:35,950
How'd you know
I loved her?

1943
01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:37,869
It's obv... Everyone knows.
It's obvious.

1944
01:21:40,621 --> 01:21:42,540
She's married
to Noodle's dad.

1945
01:21:42,581 --> 01:21:45,043
They got divorced
like five years ago

1946
01:21:45,084 --> 01:21:46,460
when he left.

1947
01:21:46,502 --> 01:21:47,336
They did?

1948
01:21:47,378 --> 01:21:48,796
He ain't never
coming back.

1949
01:21:48,838 --> 01:21:51,215
Plus, if you
were with Mandy...

1950
01:21:51,256 --> 01:21:52,758
Yeah?

1951
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:54,802
You'd be my dad.

1952
01:21:59,098 --> 01:22:00,892
- Team Dad Noodle!
- Team Dad Noodle!

1953
01:22:04,311 --> 01:22:05,187
All right.

1954
01:22:05,229 --> 01:22:05,980
Okay, let's go get her.

1955
01:22:06,022 --> 01:22:06,981
No, no, no, no, no, no,

1956
01:22:07,023 --> 01:22:08,357
the second event's
about to start.

1957
01:22:08,399 --> 01:22:10,651
So? I've gotta go
tell her I love her.

1958
01:22:10,693 --> 01:22:12,862
She might still be
at the station.

1959
01:22:12,904 --> 01:22:13,821
Okay, let's go get her.

1960
01:22:13,863 --> 01:22:15,614
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bo, no, no.

1961
01:22:15,656 --> 01:22:17,075
Don't... you don't have
to tell her tonight.

1962
01:22:17,116 --> 01:22:18,534
Just big picture
here, right?

1963
01:22:18,576 --> 01:22:21,537
You stay here, you do this,
you win the event,

1964
01:22:21,579 --> 01:22:23,873
you get the money,
and then you go home

1965
01:22:23,915 --> 01:22:25,499
and you tell her
you love her.

1966
01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:26,208
Right?

1967
01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:27,668
Not good enough, Jason.

1968
01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:30,421
I cannot do this
without her.

1969
01:22:30,462 --> 01:22:32,840
You will miss this event.

1970
01:22:34,633 --> 01:22:36,635
I don't care.

1971
01:22:36,677 --> 01:22:39,179
Love is more important.

1972
01:22:39,221 --> 01:22:40,598
It's stronger
than anything.

1973
01:22:40,639 --> 01:22:41,933
Okay, let me...
let me get this straight.

1974
01:22:41,974 --> 01:22:45,728
So I, um, I got tackled
by like two beefcake men,

1975
01:22:45,770 --> 01:22:49,648
who maybe broke two of my ribs,
I spent the night in jail

1976
01:22:49,690 --> 01:22:52,276
dancing with
some dickhole Persian mafia,

1977
01:22:52,317 --> 01:22:53,736
and I lost my job.

1978
01:22:53,778 --> 01:22:56,238
I mean, when I get back
to New York there is nothing.

1979
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,116
My life is over.

1980
01:22:58,157 --> 01:22:59,825
And you want to go tell
the woman you've loved

1981
01:22:59,867 --> 01:23:03,079
for thirty years right now
that you love her?

1982
01:23:03,121 --> 01:23:05,247
You can't wait
thirty years and a day,

1983
01:23:05,289 --> 01:23:07,083
and so you lose this,
and then everything's gone.

1984
01:23:07,125 --> 01:23:08,333
You want me in on that?

1985
01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:11,754
You're either with us,
or you're against us.

1986
01:23:11,796 --> 01:23:13,631
I'm with ya, let's go.

1987
01:23:16,634 --> 01:23:19,261
Hey, can I get
a ticket to, uh,

1988
01:23:19,303 --> 01:23:21,388
Pigeon Forge,
Tennessee, please?

1989
01:23:26,310 --> 01:23:29,313
Why so sad, little lady?

1990
01:23:29,354 --> 01:23:31,816
It's just...

1991
01:23:31,857 --> 01:23:34,902
you know, somebody turned out
to not be the person

1992
01:23:34,944 --> 01:23:36,236
that I thought he was.

1993
01:23:36,278 --> 01:23:40,365
I see.

1994
01:23:40,407 --> 01:23:44,495
Well, darlin' love
can make a man crazy,

1995
01:23:44,536 --> 01:23:47,331
but it can't
make him a sandwich.

1996
01:23:48,666 --> 01:23:51,002
Sorry, I don't understand.

1997
01:23:51,043 --> 01:23:53,545
Well just think on it
for a while.

1998
01:23:53,587 --> 01:23:56,215
- Okay.
- Think on it.

1999
01:23:56,256 --> 01:23:58,383
Thank you.

2000
01:23:58,425 --> 01:24:01,012
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
this is totally blocked in.

2001
01:24:01,053 --> 01:24:03,139
We'll never get the RV
out of here.

2002
01:24:03,181 --> 01:24:06,142
Bo, take my wheelchair.

2003
01:24:06,184 --> 01:24:08,560
No!

2004
01:24:08,602 --> 01:24:09,728
Great idea!

2005
01:24:09,770 --> 01:24:11,022
Yeah, it'll be
a lot faster.

2006
01:24:11,063 --> 01:24:12,356
Yeah, it will be faster.

2007
01:24:12,397 --> 01:24:14,066
And I love
driving wheelchairs.

2008
01:24:14,108 --> 01:24:15,526
It won't be any faster.

2009
01:24:35,587 --> 01:24:36,881
Excuse me,
we're coming through.

2010
01:24:36,922 --> 01:24:38,507
Look out buddy, sorry.

2011
01:24:40,759 --> 01:24:41,719
You speak Chinese?

2012
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,012
I studied Mandarin
for seven years.

2013
01:24:43,054 --> 01:24:44,346
Your pronunciation's terrible.

2014
01:24:44,388 --> 01:24:45,305
Seriously?

2015
01:24:45,347 --> 01:24:47,349
Oh, my God.

2016
01:24:49,434 --> 01:24:50,686
Stand on my feet!
Stand on my feet!

2017
01:24:50,728 --> 01:24:51,854
- What's wrong with it?
- It's jammed.

2018
01:24:51,896 --> 01:24:53,272
- You guys go ahead.
- You sure?

2019
01:24:53,313 --> 01:24:55,024
- I'm tired.
- All right, let's go.

2020
01:24:55,066 --> 01:24:57,943
Oh, come on.

2021
01:24:57,985 --> 01:25:01,113
Oh, that's nice.

2022
01:25:02,114 --> 01:25:04,075
Sorry. Sorry.

2023
01:25:04,116 --> 01:25:06,410
We're not gonna make it
with me running.

2024
01:25:06,451 --> 01:25:07,245
What are we gonna do?

2025
01:25:07,286 --> 01:25:08,662
Come on.

2026
01:25:16,045 --> 01:25:17,046
Hey, buddy.

2027
01:25:17,088 --> 01:25:19,048
Hey, man, I need
to borrow your bike.

2028
01:25:19,090 --> 01:25:20,091
Sorry, no.

2029
01:25:20,132 --> 01:25:21,967
The love of my life
is getting away.

2030
01:25:22,009 --> 01:25:23,135
I could give a shit.

2031
01:25:23,177 --> 01:25:24,678
Will this do it?

2032
01:25:26,097 --> 01:25:28,640
Shit, yes, you got
yourself a moped.

2033
01:25:28,682 --> 01:25:29,808
- Thanks, buddy.
- All right.

2034
01:25:29,850 --> 01:25:31,435
Just hang tight for
a moment all right?

2035
01:25:31,476 --> 01:25:32,686
- No.
- Just a second.

2036
01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:34,105
We just gotta get the
stuff out of the back.

2037
01:25:34,146 --> 01:25:35,022
- Let's go.
- No, no, no.

2038
01:25:35,064 --> 01:25:37,066
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

2039
01:25:44,364 --> 01:25:46,117
Stop, stop.

2040
01:25:46,158 --> 01:25:48,577
Oh, come on. Move!

2041
01:25:48,619 --> 01:25:50,329
What is that?
Is that us?

2042
01:25:50,370 --> 01:25:52,957
What is happening?

2043
01:25:52,998 --> 01:25:54,083
Oh, my God!

2044
01:25:54,125 --> 01:25:56,752
Who puts a dog
in a closed trunk?

2045
01:25:56,794 --> 01:25:58,629
I don't have time
to care. You go.

2046
01:25:58,670 --> 01:26:00,464
I'll take it back
to the people.

2047
01:26:04,343 --> 01:26:06,971
Move! Move!

2048
01:26:07,012 --> 01:26:08,973
Mandy, I'm coming!

2049
01:26:22,402 --> 01:26:24,905
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

2050
01:26:24,947 --> 01:26:26,490
I'm sorry.

2051
01:26:26,531 --> 01:26:28,742
It's for love!

2052
01:26:32,204 --> 01:26:34,206
Sorry, sorry.

2053
01:26:34,248 --> 01:26:35,082
Hello?

2054
01:26:35,124 --> 01:26:38,085
Hello, I need help.
Hello?

2055
01:26:38,127 --> 01:26:40,254
Hey, son.
You need some help?

2056
01:26:40,296 --> 01:26:41,922
Yeah, is there a bus
going to Tennessee?

2057
01:26:41,964 --> 01:26:43,674
- Sure is.
- What time does it leave?

2058
01:26:50,348 --> 01:26:51,765
I'm afraid you
just missed it.

2059
01:26:54,185 --> 01:26:55,811
Matter of fact,
there it goes right there.

2060
01:26:55,853 --> 01:26:57,604
- What?
- There.

2061
01:27:01,692 --> 01:27:04,028
Stop the bus!
Stop the bus!

2062
01:27:04,069 --> 01:27:07,447
Stop, stop, Mandy!

2063
01:27:10,659 --> 01:27:12,786
Did you sell
that boy a ticket?

2064
01:27:12,828 --> 01:27:17,333
His ticket has been punched
by the god of love, Charlotte.

2065
01:27:17,375 --> 01:27:19,543
You're fired.

2066
01:27:19,584 --> 01:27:23,172
Bo?

2067
01:27:23,214 --> 01:27:25,424
Don't you have
a Monster Jam to win?

2068
01:27:25,465 --> 01:27:27,092
Mandy, don't leave.

2069
01:27:27,134 --> 01:27:29,469
I'm an idiot.
I love you!

2070
01:27:29,511 --> 01:27:32,514
Oh, Bo, you had me
at jumpin' on the bus.

2071
01:27:32,556 --> 01:27:35,309
- I did?
- Yeah.

2072
01:27:35,351 --> 01:27:37,686
- I love you.
- Oh, thank God.

2073
01:27:45,069 --> 01:27:47,196
Right there, uh-huh.

2074
01:27:56,830 --> 01:27:57,831
Mom?

2075
01:27:57,873 --> 01:27:59,750
And my new dad?

2076
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,002
You did it,
you big romantic lug.

2077
01:28:02,044 --> 01:28:03,962
Yeah, turns out
she loves me!

2078
01:28:04,004 --> 01:28:05,505
Oh, I know.

2079
01:28:05,547 --> 01:28:06,965
Hey, how'd you
get here so fast?

2080
01:28:07,007 --> 01:28:08,384
We took a cab.

2081
01:28:08,426 --> 01:28:10,135
Oh, man, that's so smart.
I should have taken a cab.

2082
01:28:10,177 --> 01:28:11,429
Oh, it was so fast,
just right here.

2083
01:28:11,470 --> 01:28:13,555
I was on a moped,
I ran into a Chinese guy,

2084
01:28:13,597 --> 01:28:14,806
it was a whole thing.

2085
01:28:14,848 --> 01:28:15,599
I hope he's okay.

2086
01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:16,975
What about Monster Jam?

2087
01:28:17,017 --> 01:28:18,936
We've already missed
the second event.

2088
01:28:18,977 --> 01:28:20,645
Bo's probably
been disqualified.

2089
01:28:20,687 --> 01:28:22,147
- Oh.
- Shit.

2090
01:28:22,189 --> 01:28:24,275
Well, what about the money?

2091
01:28:24,316 --> 01:28:26,151
Hey, Noodle,

2092
01:28:26,193 --> 01:28:28,987
I was thinking about this while
I was riding on the moped,

2093
01:28:29,029 --> 01:28:30,655
running into vegetables.

2094
01:28:30,697 --> 01:28:33,117
Tommy was a winner
because had a family

2095
01:28:33,158 --> 01:28:34,410
that cared about him.

2096
01:28:34,452 --> 01:28:36,995
He had a dad that
gave him a clutch cable,

2097
01:28:37,037 --> 01:28:40,458
helped him win that race.

2098
01:28:40,499 --> 01:28:41,959
And that's what I got.

2099
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,461
I got people
that care about me.

2100
01:28:43,502 --> 01:28:45,337
Eskie saved my life.

2101
01:28:45,379 --> 01:28:47,131
You taught me how to swim.

2102
01:28:47,172 --> 01:28:49,133
By the way I had a boner the
whole time we did that,

2103
01:28:49,174 --> 01:28:50,259
and I didn't want
to tell you

2104
01:28:50,301 --> 01:28:51,218
but now that we're together,

2105
01:28:51,260 --> 01:28:52,052
I had a boner then.

2106
01:28:52,094 --> 01:28:53,262
That's so sweet!

2107
01:28:53,304 --> 01:28:54,846
And you,
you figured out

2108
01:28:54,888 --> 01:28:56,474
what was wrong
with that motorbike.

2109
01:28:56,515 --> 01:28:58,434
How'd you know
that was me?

2110
01:28:58,476 --> 01:29:01,437
You think this dingleberry
knows anything about an engine?

2111
01:29:01,479 --> 01:29:04,398
All he knows is
kombucha and complaining.

2112
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:06,024
And prison.

2113
01:29:06,066 --> 01:29:08,110
It was a... it wasn't...
it was a jail.

2114
01:29:08,152 --> 01:29:09,361
It's not prison.

2115
01:29:09,403 --> 01:29:12,197
Hey, guys, I don't need
to win the Monster Jam.

2116
01:29:12,239 --> 01:29:13,740
I already won.

2117
01:29:13,782 --> 01:29:15,284
I got you guys.

2118
01:29:15,326 --> 01:29:17,702
Oh, Bo.

2119
01:29:17,744 --> 01:29:18,829
Get in here.

2120
01:29:18,870 --> 01:29:20,747
Come on, I'm your new dad.

2121
01:29:20,789 --> 01:29:22,416
- Come on, son.
- There you go.

2122
01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:24,168
Oh, you get in here too.

2123
01:29:24,209 --> 01:29:25,627
Okay.

2124
01:29:34,178 --> 01:29:38,056
Ah, Hallelujah!

2125
01:29:40,559 --> 01:29:42,520
Bo, my boy!

2126
01:29:44,313 --> 01:29:46,690
Mr. Davis, you're alive?

2127
01:29:46,731 --> 01:29:48,066
Yup!

2128
01:29:48,108 --> 01:29:49,485
You are one
hell of a group.

2129
01:29:49,527 --> 01:29:50,402
You're amazing.

2130
01:29:50,444 --> 01:29:51,820
I mean, what the hell?

2131
01:29:51,862 --> 01:29:53,322
This has been
a great adventure.

2132
01:29:53,364 --> 01:29:55,615
Well, who would have known
I'd have to pretend to be dead

2133
01:29:55,657 --> 01:29:58,035
just to feel
this much alive?

2134
01:29:58,076 --> 01:29:59,370
Why would you?

2135
01:29:59,411 --> 01:30:02,373
Oh, I screwed up with
those other two kids.

2136
01:30:02,414 --> 01:30:04,249
Hell, I screwed up
with you, boy.

2137
01:30:04,291 --> 01:30:06,251
I'm sorry I deserted
you and your mother.

2138
01:30:06,293 --> 01:30:07,586
Hell, I thought you'd
only want that money.

2139
01:30:07,669 --> 01:30:11,131
But now look what
you've gone and done.

2140
01:30:11,173 --> 01:30:12,591
You've gone and shown me
what's really important

2141
01:30:12,632 --> 01:30:14,634
in this life.

2142
01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:21,016
Bo?

2143
01:30:21,058 --> 01:30:22,393
Bo, you all right?

2144
01:30:22,434 --> 01:30:24,686
Bo, honey? You okay?

2145
01:30:24,728 --> 01:30:27,147
You let me believe that
the father I never knew

2146
01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:28,732
was dead this whole time?

2147
01:30:28,773 --> 01:30:30,775
That I'd never even get
a chance to meet you?

2148
01:30:30,817 --> 01:30:32,403
What the hell is
wrong with you?

2149
01:30:32,444 --> 01:30:35,113
Well, hell, Bo, you had to...
had to prove yourself.

2150
01:30:35,155 --> 01:30:38,658
A son should not have to
prove himself to his father.

2151
01:30:38,700 --> 01:30:40,994
Maybe that's why your other
kids are such dickheads,

2152
01:30:41,036 --> 01:30:43,121
- They took after you!
- Hey, Bo, wow.

2153
01:30:43,163 --> 01:30:44,456
- That's ridiculous.
- No, he's a dick head.

2154
01:30:44,498 --> 01:30:46,500
- Big old dick for a head.
- He's very emotional.

2155
01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:48,752
But that was
the old me, Bo.

2156
01:30:48,793 --> 01:30:50,003
This is the new me.

2157
01:30:50,045 --> 01:30:51,838
Oh, the new you who flew
in on a giant chopper

2158
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:53,591
acting like king
of the world?

2159
01:30:53,632 --> 01:30:55,759
Well...

2160
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,094
Helicopters are cool.

2161
01:30:57,135 --> 01:30:58,762
Yeah, choppers are cool.

2162
01:30:58,803 --> 01:31:00,722
That was so cool.

2163
01:31:00,764 --> 01:31:03,141
I just wish you would have
done it thirty years ago

2164
01:31:03,183 --> 01:31:05,561
when I needed you.

2165
01:31:05,603 --> 01:31:07,062
Well, you're right there.
Maybe I should have.

2166
01:31:07,104 --> 01:31:08,313
But then again,
maybe if I'd done it,

2167
01:31:08,355 --> 01:31:10,148
then you wouldn't have
turned out to be the man

2168
01:31:10,190 --> 01:31:12,276
that you are today.

2169
01:31:12,317 --> 01:31:16,071
I had to be abandoned by
my father to become a man.

2170
01:31:16,113 --> 01:31:17,781
That's a hell
of a lesson to learn.

2171
01:31:17,822 --> 01:31:19,157
You're my dad, huh?

2172
01:31:19,199 --> 01:31:22,411
Yes, sir,
I am your daddy.

2173
01:31:22,453 --> 01:31:24,496
Okay, you know I made
a speech earlier

2174
01:31:24,538 --> 01:31:26,331
about not wanting to
win the Monster Jam,

2175
01:31:26,373 --> 01:31:28,875
but I want to win
the Monster Jam.

2176
01:31:28,917 --> 01:31:31,795
Now you do realize that
my will don't mean anything,

2177
01:31:31,836 --> 01:31:33,130
seeing that I'm alive.

2178
01:31:33,171 --> 01:31:35,173
It's not about the money.
I need to prove myself.

2179
01:31:35,215 --> 01:31:37,217
No, son, you don't need
to prove yourself.

2180
01:31:37,259 --> 01:31:38,677
Not to you.

2181
01:31:38,718 --> 01:31:40,804
I want to prove myself
to myself.

2182
01:31:40,845 --> 01:31:43,723
Sometimes winning
is the only way to win.

2183
01:31:47,561 --> 01:31:49,563
He's so smart.

2184
01:31:49,605 --> 01:31:51,022
Now that's my son!

2185
01:31:51,064 --> 01:31:52,857
Hell, I'd trust
my company in your hands

2186
01:31:52,899 --> 01:31:53,984
any day of the week.

2187
01:31:54,025 --> 01:31:55,611
Oh...

2188
01:31:55,653 --> 01:31:57,529
Oh, uh, by the way,
what does your company make?

2189
01:31:57,571 --> 01:31:59,490
Clutch cables!

2190
01:31:59,531 --> 01:32:01,659
- Clutch cables?
- Bo.

2191
01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:03,535
Hold on, clutch cables?

2192
01:32:03,577 --> 01:32:05,329
Yeah, like...
for like motorbikes.

2193
01:32:05,370 --> 01:32:07,331
Yeah, like the thing that
changed my whole life?

2194
01:32:07,372 --> 01:32:09,625
That's ironic.

2195
01:32:09,667 --> 01:32:12,419
Ladies and gentlemen,

2196
01:32:12,461 --> 01:32:14,004
this night is
not over yet.

2197
01:32:14,045 --> 01:32:15,631
Beauregard Jackson
has returned

2198
01:32:15,673 --> 01:32:18,300
and is going to combine
his two wheel event

2199
01:32:18,342 --> 01:32:20,885
and his freestyle event
into one,

2200
01:32:20,927 --> 01:32:24,014
using the little known
Phineas rule.

2201
01:32:24,055 --> 01:32:26,016
Earth to Bo,
can you hear me?

2202
01:32:26,057 --> 01:32:28,686
Yeah, I hear ya
loud and clear.

2203
01:32:28,727 --> 01:32:31,730
I talked to some of
the other gear heads.

2204
01:32:31,771 --> 01:32:33,691
They told me this
will be a piece of cake.

2205
01:32:33,732 --> 01:32:35,859
Well, I love cake.
Here we go.

2206
01:32:43,701 --> 01:32:45,369
Woo!

2207
01:32:45,410 --> 01:32:48,830
Wheelies first.
Get the crowd on your side.

2208
01:33:00,967 --> 01:33:02,678
Woo! Yeah!

2209
01:33:08,350 --> 01:33:09,309
Go Bo!

2210
01:33:19,944 --> 01:33:21,363
Keep it up, man.

2211
01:33:26,577 --> 01:33:28,537
This guy's pretty good.

2212
01:33:53,437 --> 01:33:54,271
You've got it.

2213
01:34:03,154 --> 01:34:05,240
- I think that was pretty good.
- Good job, buddy.

2214
01:34:08,660 --> 01:34:11,371
Hey, Noodle, I think
I'm gonna have to go big

2215
01:34:11,413 --> 01:34:12,706
if I want to win
this thing.

2216
01:34:12,748 --> 01:34:16,501
No, you don't.
Your dad's alive, remember?

2217
01:34:16,543 --> 01:34:19,129
Yeah, of course I remember.
That just happened.

2218
01:34:19,170 --> 01:34:22,466
Listen, I'm gonna
do a backflip.

2219
01:34:22,507 --> 01:34:24,926
You'll turn upside down.

2220
01:34:24,968 --> 01:34:26,511
I know.

2221
01:34:26,553 --> 01:34:28,472
- No, he could hurt himself.
- What is he doing?

2222
01:34:28,513 --> 01:34:29,931
Team Boodle.

2223
01:34:32,183 --> 01:34:34,770
Team Boodle,
Dad Doodle.

2224
01:34:34,812 --> 01:34:37,063
This is it.

2225
01:34:38,523 --> 01:34:39,524
This is it.

2226
01:34:49,284 --> 01:34:51,077
Go, go, go.
Go, Bo, go.

2227
01:34:59,336 --> 01:35:02,840
Oh, Jackson
nailed a fantastic backflip!

2228
01:35:02,881 --> 01:35:05,467
That might be enough
to get him on the podium.

2229
01:35:12,098 --> 01:35:14,351
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

2230
01:35:14,392 --> 01:35:17,020
Oh, looks like
Jackson isn't done yet.

2231
01:35:17,061 --> 01:35:19,690
- What are you doing?
- I don't know!

2232
01:35:24,486 --> 01:35:25,863
That there's another wall.

2233
01:35:36,414 --> 01:35:37,749
How'd he do that?

2234
01:35:37,791 --> 01:35:39,918
And with that thrilling
one and a quarter backflip,

2235
01:35:39,959 --> 01:35:42,754
your winner tonight
has to be internet sensation

2236
01:35:42,796 --> 01:35:45,382
Beauregard Jackson.

2237
01:35:45,423 --> 01:35:47,801
Hey, yeah, what?

2238
01:35:47,843 --> 01:35:50,470
Okay, someone
get me out of here!

2239
01:35:50,512 --> 01:35:54,015
You did it!
You got him through it.

2240
01:35:54,057 --> 01:35:55,893
You did it.
I'm proud of you.

2241
01:35:55,934 --> 01:35:58,269
- I'm so proud of you.
- It's okay, let it out.

2242
01:35:58,311 --> 01:36:01,147
Beauregard Davis Jackson,

2243
01:36:01,189 --> 01:36:03,525
that's me
and I am a winner.

2244
01:36:09,197 --> 01:36:10,574
So that's
the story of how

2245
01:36:10,615 --> 01:36:13,201
I did not take over
my father's company.

2246
01:36:13,243 --> 01:36:17,997
And I learned that
I had a father.

2247
01:36:18,039 --> 01:36:19,666
I help my Dad out
whenever he needs

2248
01:36:19,708 --> 01:36:22,586
real good business advice,
but he's still in charge.

2249
01:36:22,627 --> 01:36:25,505
He put Jason in charge
of new management policy

2250
01:36:25,547 --> 01:36:26,924
at the company.

2251
01:36:26,965 --> 01:36:29,175
No dicks allowed.
You know what I mean?

2252
01:36:35,724 --> 01:36:38,518
Oswald became
a real racing fan.

2253
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:41,855
And he found his dream gal,
one of the Heart Stopper girls.

2254
01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:47,485
Tommy spent thirteen days
in captivity

2255
01:36:47,527 --> 01:36:50,154
before he was discovered
by search and rescue.

2256
01:36:50,196 --> 01:36:53,116
He has devoted his life
to porta potty safety.

2257
01:36:56,286 --> 01:36:58,830
Once his bones healed,
Eskandar took his love for speed

2258
01:36:58,872 --> 01:37:02,041
and became a world-class
mustachioed drag racer.

2259
01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:03,835
And now he's back
in a wheelchair.

2260
01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:09,716
Chrissy still might take
over the company someday

2261
01:37:09,758 --> 01:37:11,551
but my Dad is making her
learn the business

2262
01:37:11,593 --> 01:37:13,678
from the ground up.

2263
01:37:19,977 --> 01:37:22,270
Mandy became
a best selling author,

2264
01:37:22,312 --> 01:37:24,314
breaking gender
and social stereotypes

2265
01:37:24,355 --> 01:37:27,609
with her acclaimed book,
"Why Pink is for Boys".

2266
01:37:33,531 --> 01:37:35,450
- Team Boodle.
- Team Boodle.

2267
01:37:35,492 --> 01:37:36,868
Noodle and I,

2268
01:37:36,910 --> 01:37:39,496
well, we make sure that
every kid gets a chance

2269
01:37:39,537 --> 01:37:40,872
to feel like a winner.

2270
01:37:40,914 --> 01:37:42,499
Welcome to Boodle Park.

2271
01:37:42,540 --> 01:37:46,169
Our own little slice
of country paradise.

2272
01:37:48,212 --> 01:37:50,298
Come on, come on,
come on, guys.

2273
01:37:50,340 --> 01:37:52,425
Oh, I almost forgot
about myself.

2274
01:37:52,467 --> 01:37:55,303
I live in my hometown
with the greatest family

2275
01:37:55,345 --> 01:37:56,721
a man could ever want.

2276
01:37:56,763 --> 01:37:59,557
I have a beautiful wife,
two wonderful boys.

2277
01:37:59,599 --> 01:38:01,267
Get in here.

2278
01:38:01,309 --> 01:38:03,854
Sure, one boy's my age
and one boy's a baby,

2279
01:38:03,895 --> 01:38:05,313
but they're both wonderful.

2280
01:38:05,355 --> 01:38:06,982
Put your arm
around your mom.

2281
01:38:07,024 --> 01:38:09,400
And I am a winner because
I have people who love me.

2282
01:38:09,442 --> 01:38:10,735
Oh, you guys
look beautiful.

2283
01:38:10,777 --> 01:38:12,612
Here we go. Oh!

2284
01:38:14,531 --> 01:38:16,115
I'm okay!

2285
01:38:16,157 --> 01:38:17,241
Team Boodle.

2286
01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:27,293
These colors, do not...

2287
01:38:27,335 --> 01:38:29,170
I can't say that
with a straight face.

2288
01:38:29,212 --> 01:38:31,882
These colors do not run...

2289
01:38:31,923 --> 01:38:34,801
red, white,

2290
01:38:34,843 --> 01:38:36,260
and Bo.

2291
01:38:39,472 --> 01:38:40,682
Forget it, I quit.

2292
01:38:40,724 --> 01:38:42,642
We quit!
Skandar, we quit.

2293
01:38:42,684 --> 01:38:44,728
Everybody in line,
take your beef chips

2294
01:38:44,769 --> 01:38:45,687
and shove 'em
up your buttholes.

2295
01:38:45,729 --> 01:38:47,188
I'm done.

2296
01:38:47,230 --> 01:38:49,232
He don't need us taking
care of him anymore.

2297
01:38:49,273 --> 01:38:50,525
He's got Vanessa now.

2298
01:38:50,567 --> 01:38:52,736
Yeah, well, Vanessa,
she's a piece.

2299
01:38:52,777 --> 01:38:54,278
That's
what I'm worried about.

2300
01:38:54,320 --> 01:38:58,449
Hold on, this is... I've never
had an iPhone before.

2301
01:38:58,491 --> 01:39:00,911
You're a ray
of fucking sunshine.

2302
01:39:00,952 --> 01:39:03,038
You're a ray
of fucking sunshine.

2303
01:39:03,080 --> 01:39:05,206
You're a ray
of fucking sunshine.

2304
01:39:05,248 --> 01:39:09,086
You can't say sunshine.

2305
01:39:09,127 --> 01:39:11,046
You're a ray
of fucking sunshine.

2306
01:39:15,008 --> 01:39:18,887
Shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit!

2307
01:39:18,929 --> 01:39:20,931
God damn it.

2308
01:39:20,972 --> 01:39:22,766
Fuck you.

2309
01:39:29,064 --> 01:39:32,191
That may be the dumbest
fucking thing I've ever heard.

2310
01:39:32,943 --> 01:39:36,195
Yeah, dick hole.

2311
01:39:36,237 --> 01:39:37,989
- Oswald.
- I was just trying it.

2312
01:39:38,031 --> 01:39:39,574
That does not come...
that does not sound right

2313
01:39:39,616 --> 01:39:40,909
- coming out of your mouth.
- I didn't...

2314
01:39:40,951 --> 01:39:42,911
As I heard it,
it felt wrong.

2315
01:39:42,953 --> 01:39:43,620
Yeah.

2316
01:39:43,661 --> 01:39:45,496
Bo, I'm in!
I'm in!

2317
01:39:45,538 --> 01:39:48,875
I'm in!

2318
01:39:48,917 --> 01:39:51,962
All right!

2319
01:39:52,003 --> 01:39:54,965
Got any Funyuns left?

2320
01:39:55,006 --> 01:39:57,134
That had to be a trophy
winner there.

2321
01:39:57,175 --> 01:39:59,177
Holy shit!

2322
01:39:59,218 --> 01:40:01,345
You're a big boy,
aren't you?

2323
01:40:01,387 --> 01:40:03,932
Might have to put you
through college.

2324
01:40:03,974 --> 01:40:05,391
Woo!

2325
01:40:05,433 --> 01:40:09,104
Can I lick on your neck?

2326
01:40:09,146 --> 01:40:10,147
- Yes!
- I meant your boobies,

2327
01:40:10,188 --> 01:40:11,522
I was just afraid to ask.

2328
01:40:11,564 --> 01:40:13,399
Oh, God.

2329
01:40:13,441 --> 01:40:15,443
You're so cute and dumb.

2330
01:40:20,364 --> 01:40:21,365
Oh, my boy.

2331
01:40:26,788 --> 01:40:29,373
It's there, you just
gotta hit that gas.

2332
01:40:29,415 --> 01:40:30,708
What's-what's
my line there?

2333
01:40:30,750 --> 01:40:32,293
All right, Bo, now you're
gonna have to give it

2334
01:40:32,335 --> 01:40:34,587
a little more... fuck.
What's my first line?

2335
01:40:34,629 --> 01:40:36,131
All right, Bo, you're
gonna have to give her

2336
01:40:36,173 --> 01:40:38,341
a little more... fuck.
What's my first line again?

2337
01:40:44,014 --> 01:40:45,473
Wait, the door is locked?

2338
01:40:45,515 --> 01:40:46,975
Heart Stoppers?

2339
01:40:47,017 --> 01:40:49,644
I do like taurine and gurana.

2340
01:40:49,686 --> 01:40:51,938
Let me try that again.

2341
01:40:51,980 --> 01:40:53,481
Heart Stoppers?

2342
01:40:53,523 --> 01:40:56,067
I do like things that
taste like pennies.

2343
01:40:56,109 --> 01:40:57,485
Heart Stoppers?

2344
01:40:57,527 --> 01:41:02,157
Hmm, I do like unnecessary
violent energy.

2345
01:41:02,199 --> 01:41:03,574
Heart stoppers?

2346
01:41:03,616 --> 01:41:06,577
I do like sweating and
having suicidal thoughts.

2347
01:41:08,538 --> 01:41:09,706
Act natural.

2348
01:41:16,295 --> 01:41:18,631
Hit him in the knees.

2349
01:41:18,673 --> 01:41:21,342
You know, like Tonya Harding
did to Nancy Kerrigan?

2350
01:41:21,384 --> 01:41:22,677
What? No.

2351
01:41:22,719 --> 01:41:24,554
That was terrible, she was
such a beautiful skater.

2352
01:41:26,056 --> 01:41:28,683
Yeah, thanks for playing
you country piece of shit.

2353
01:41:28,725 --> 01:41:30,768
- Okay.
- Walking rape kit.

2354
01:41:30,810 --> 01:41:32,812
Okay.

2355
01:41:32,854 --> 01:41:34,480
Bag of dicks.

2356
01:41:34,522 --> 01:41:36,399
Nice to meet you.

2357
01:41:44,615 --> 01:41:46,534
You look like you're in
the pushup position with like

2358
01:41:46,576 --> 01:41:48,452
kind of throwing up
a little bit right there, yeah.

2359
01:41:53,708 --> 01:41:55,210
- 'Cause I'm trying to...
- Shut up!

2360
01:41:58,129 --> 01:41:59,297
It's easier
if you just shut up

2361
01:41:59,338 --> 01:42:00,840
when she's close to you.

2362
01:42:04,552 --> 01:42:06,054
Punch me, yeah,
you can try punching me

2363
01:42:06,096 --> 01:42:09,724
in my face,
you fucking cock.

2364
01:42:09,766 --> 01:42:12,393
- You wanna go?
- Jason, stand back.

2365
01:42:12,435 --> 01:42:16,106
I work with this.
You think I can't take you?

2366
01:42:16,147 --> 01:42:18,566
Oh, my God, that was...
that was really not safe.

2367
01:42:18,608 --> 01:42:20,651
Not safe? Not...
it wasn't.

2368
01:42:20,693 --> 01:42:22,279
You probably wear condoms,
don't you?

2369
01:42:22,320 --> 01:42:23,613
Oh, my God.

2370
01:42:23,654 --> 01:42:25,949
You gotta roll the dice
once in a while my friend.

2371
01:42:25,990 --> 01:42:28,492
You gotta live
on the edge.

2372
01:42:28,534 --> 01:42:30,828
Like I feel like Scarface,
you know what I mean?

2373
01:42:30,870 --> 01:42:32,205
I haven't seen it.

2374
01:42:32,247 --> 01:42:33,957
- You look handsome with it.
- Thank you.

2375
01:42:33,998 --> 01:42:35,333
You do, let me see it.

2376
01:42:35,374 --> 01:42:37,168
Up, up by your...
oh, my God.

2377
01:42:37,210 --> 01:42:38,461
Looking good.

2378
01:42:38,502 --> 01:42:40,130
Who is he?

2379
01:42:40,171 --> 01:42:42,840
Benjamin Franklin,
I just... I just said it.

2380
01:42:42,882 --> 01:42:44,008
Oh, he was a president.

2381
01:42:44,050 --> 01:42:45,885
- No, he wasn't a...
- He wasn't?

2382
01:42:45,927 --> 01:42:46,886
Yes.

2383
01:42:46,928 --> 01:42:48,429
Why'd they put him
on the money?

2384
01:42:48,471 --> 01:42:51,432
This is some Illuminati shit
if you ask me.

2385
01:42:51,474 --> 01:42:52,892
Okay.

2386
01:42:52,934 --> 01:42:56,271
I was born deaf and then,
then a doctor fixed my ears

2387
01:42:56,313 --> 01:42:59,190
and I had like
super sensor ears.

2388
01:42:59,232 --> 01:43:01,067
Wow, that seems like
a whole different movie.

2389
01:43:01,109 --> 01:43:03,402
I have, yeah,
I have a lot of ideas.

2390
01:43:03,444 --> 01:43:06,530
Um, I-I wanna be a movie
star my whole life.

2391
01:43:06,572 --> 01:43:09,159
I have this idea where
I'm in a racing movie

2392
01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:10,368
about me and a monkey,

2393
01:43:10,409 --> 01:43:13,621
and it's called
"Going Bo-nannas".

2394
01:43:13,663 --> 01:43:16,749
You know, like an action
series starring me

2395
01:43:16,791 --> 01:43:18,542
and a Native American
named Arrow

2396
01:43:18,584 --> 01:43:19,794
and it would be
"Bo and Arrow".

2397
01:43:19,836 --> 01:43:21,338
And we solve mysteries,
you know?

2398
01:43:21,379 --> 01:43:23,673
I don't know I just...
I got a lot going on

2399
01:43:23,714 --> 01:43:24,799
right now, you know?

2400
01:43:24,841 --> 01:43:26,968
This thing supposed
to be plugged in?

2401
01:43:27,010 --> 01:43:28,136
I'm gonna go get a nurse.

2402
01:43:28,178 --> 01:43:30,180
Oh, my God.

2403
01:43:30,221 --> 01:43:32,515
Can you breathe?

2404
01:43:32,556 --> 01:43:33,850
Can you...

2405
01:43:33,891 --> 01:43:35,852
- Should I breathe into it?
- Yeah, breathe into it.

2406
01:43:35,893 --> 01:43:37,436
Give him oxygen I guess.

2407
01:43:39,272 --> 01:43:40,523
You can't
just ask these people,

2408
01:43:40,564 --> 01:43:41,440
They're Californians.

2409
01:43:41,482 --> 01:43:42,608
They re too high
all the time.

2410
01:43:42,650 --> 01:43:43,526
They don't know
what you're saying.

2411
01:43:43,567 --> 01:43:44,986
You know it's legal here?

2412
01:43:45,028 --> 01:43:47,655
- It's legal!
- Sure.

2413
01:43:47,697 --> 01:43:48,656
Motocross?

2414
01:43:48,698 --> 01:43:49,907
Does he know how
to ride Motocross?

2415
01:43:49,949 --> 01:43:52,827
He got balls, don't he?
He ain't no castrato.

2416
01:43:52,869 --> 01:43:54,412
I don't know what that is.

2417
01:43:54,453 --> 01:43:57,498
It's when you have your
dick and balls cut off.

2418
01:43:57,540 --> 01:43:59,792
I thought it was the name
of a racer.

2419
01:43:59,834 --> 01:44:00,918
He ain't him either.

2420
01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:01,752
-Eric Castrato, you're right...

2421
01:44:01,794 --> 01:44:02,670
-No that's the city.

2422
01:44:02,712 --> 01:44:04,839
San Juan Castrato.

2423
01:44:04,881 --> 01:44:07,425
Yup, I mean that
girl is hard to miss.

2424
01:44:07,466 --> 01:44:11,304
On a scale of ten
she's an eighty.

2425
01:44:11,346 --> 01:44:13,472
Or a sixty-nine, you know?

2426
01:44:13,514 --> 01:44:15,933
No, I'm kidding.
I respect her too much.

2427
01:44:17,977 --> 01:44:19,812
Yeah, I'm gonna marry her.

2428
01:44:19,854 --> 01:44:21,647
Have babies.

2429
01:44:21,689 --> 01:44:23,274
Move to the country.

2430
01:44:23,316 --> 01:44:24,692
- Yeah?
- You know, get a farm.

2431
01:44:24,734 --> 01:44:27,153
Like three bedroom, two bath,
nothing over the top.

2432
01:44:29,739 --> 01:44:30,865
Oh, my hair!

2433
01:44:30,907 --> 01:44:33,826
Oh, it's not gonna be the
same after this.

2434
01:44:33,868 --> 01:44:37,121
Noodles. Noodles.

2435
01:44:37,163 --> 01:44:39,290
Noodles.

2436
01:44:39,332 --> 01:44:40,833
- All right, now...
- Noodles.

2437
01:44:40,875 --> 01:44:43,294
Steak would be good.

2438
01:44:43,336 --> 01:44:46,130
Oh, I made contact
with his chin.

2439
01:44:49,967 --> 01:44:51,677
Stop.

2440
01:44:54,138 --> 01:44:55,514
Ooh-wee!

2441
01:44:55,556 --> 01:44:57,850
You show 'em who's boss
with that Texas truck, Noodle.

2442
01:44:57,892 --> 01:45:00,186
That's right, do it.

2443
01:45:00,228 --> 01:45:02,272
City boy don't know
what's up.

2444
01:45:02,313 --> 01:45:04,232
Don't know which way.

2445
01:45:04,274 --> 01:45:06,317
Why don't you slap
his dick with your...

2446
01:45:06,359 --> 01:45:07,777
There you go, nice.

2447
01:45:10,821 --> 01:45:12,156
A little harder,
a little harder,

2448
01:45:12,198 --> 01:45:14,451
there you go.
Hold on, hold on.

2449
01:45:17,370 --> 01:45:19,038
That was... all right.

2450
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:20,164
Do you ever shut up?

2451
01:45:20,206 --> 01:45:23,084
Yeah, I can if you just
give me the word

2452
01:45:23,126 --> 01:45:24,377
and I'll stop talking.

2453
01:45:24,419 --> 01:45:26,129
- Take my shoes off.
- Take your shoes off?

2454
01:45:26,170 --> 01:45:27,338
- Yes.
- Okay.

2455
01:45:27,380 --> 01:45:29,299
That's pretty easy
for you to do yourself

2456
01:45:29,340 --> 01:45:31,675
but I can... okay.

2457
01:45:31,717 --> 01:45:33,636
Almost finished.

2458
01:45:33,677 --> 01:45:34,929
Shake it off.

2459
01:45:34,971 --> 01:45:38,475
Tap it out.

2460
01:45:38,516 --> 01:45:40,518
Yup.

2461
01:45:40,559 --> 01:45:41,519
Hi, man, nice to meet you.

2462
01:45:44,355 --> 01:45:47,150
Good luck out...
are you okay?

2463
01:45:47,191 --> 01:45:49,193
- Yeah.
- Okay.

2464
01:45:49,235 --> 01:45:50,361
Buddy?

2465
01:45:50,403 --> 01:45:52,196
Oh, God.

2466
01:45:52,238 --> 01:45:56,367
- Yeah, I'm gonna need that.
- Probably.

2467
01:45:56,409 --> 01:45:59,203
All right, head in, then...

2468
01:46:00,413 --> 01:46:02,332
Okay.

2469
01:46:02,373 --> 01:46:04,250
- I'm good!
- Oh, you're real good.

2470
01:46:04,292 --> 01:46:06,752
Are you a scientist?

2471
01:46:06,794 --> 01:46:08,171
Kind of, I guess.

2472
01:46:08,212 --> 01:46:11,590
I love stars.

2473
01:46:11,632 --> 01:46:12,842
All right, Bo's about
to start, buddy.

2474
01:46:12,883 --> 01:46:15,512
Bo's about to start.
Are you with me?

2475
01:46:18,055 --> 01:46:19,723
- Do you need some help?
- No, no, I'm good.

2476
01:46:19,765 --> 01:46:21,351
Push it, push it.

2477
01:46:21,392 --> 01:46:23,686
I'm good, I'm good.

2478
01:46:36,782 --> 01:46:38,742
He inherits nothing!

2479
01:46:40,786 --> 01:46:42,497
Oh, you get in here too.

2480
01:46:42,539 --> 01:46:44,748
Okay.

2481
01:46:44,790 --> 01:46:46,834
- You've been Boodled.
- You're strong.

2482
01:46:46,876 --> 01:46:48,211
I've got a boner again.

2483
01:46:50,921 --> 01:46:51,881
Cut.

2484
01:46:58,679 --> 01:46:59,687
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